You want to hear something positive?
Well, if having broadband internet access, albeit at slightly slower speeds and a little more expensive than you would like, is the worst of your problems then you actually have nothing at all to complain about. I could now go on and list the problems that some other people out there have that would make your complaints seem pathetic but I'm sure you know a whole lot yourself if you thought about it.
A second suggestion would be to just not read any articles relating to broadband. As stated by you, you already know what they are going to say, so just avoid the negativity