Any CSS coder willing to code for free?

OP- why are you so unwilling to pay for someone to do this? The consensus seems to be that your site is one of revenue generation, and you want somebody to contribute free labour towards it? Not cool...

You are also missing the principle behind why others are criticising your request...
 
OP, It's time to wake up from your dreamworld and accept that you are a tjop expecting others to work for your profit-oriented venture. For free. And be labeled jerks if they tell you off.
You have double-standards and you don't even see them. You can't expect others to give if you aren't willing to do the same.
 
Ok, I see how this could be fair, I'm a second year CS student, if you are willing to send me on an internship to nVidia in the US for free I will do your CSS for free, I get something for free and so do you. Fair right?
 
What is this "I want everything for free culture" ? Thought it was just an ANCYL thing. Now infecting IT as well.
 
Okay okay I'll do it for you. Put this into your CSS:

body {
color: red;
font-size: 24pt;
background-color: blue;
}

h1 {
font-size: 8pt;
color: yellow;
}

p {
font-size: 56pt;
color: purple;
}

I don't understand why the OP is still asking. His job has already been done ^here^ by Ancalagon. That is some pretty good CSS right there.

@OP, have you even tried this yet?

Ancalagon, you mind if I use this royalty free? Tried it out and it looks great.
 
What is this "I want everything for free culture" ? Thought it was just an ANCYL thing. Now infecting IT as well.

You joke - most people have no clue that IT people still have a car, house, and a ton of other crap to pay for. We're just sitting in front of a computer, we don't have a life because we're geeks and we have no money.

Gets on my tit, a bit.
 
I don't understand why the OP is still asking. His job has already been done ^here^ by Ancalagon. That is some pretty good CSS right there.

@OP, have you even tried this yet?

Ancalagon, you mind if I use this royalty free? Tried it out and it looks great.

Go ahead! Hope you make millions from it.
 
You joke - most people have no clue that IT people still have a car, house, and a ton of other crap to pay for. We're just sitting in front of a computer, we don't have a life because we're geeks and we have no money.

Gets on my tit, a bit.
Or, because we're geeks, we have loads of money. Obviously without the life though, we just keep this money stashed up and are happy to give out free work to those who ask us on the net. Its only those who ask us in person that we tend to charge...

The loads of money that we have stashed up is only spent on necessary things, like upgrading our computers.
 
OP, I have some amazing CSS that I need some code for quick.. will you do it for free?
 
It has syntax and a grammar - I think that makes it a language.

^this.

There are statements too:

1. <!--[if lt IE 7]>

2. [if SafMob] @import('iphone.css');

3. .ClassName
{
width: expression(document.body.clientWidth - 438);
}

4. @media screen and (max-device-width: 480px) {
.column {
float: none;
}
}
 
^this.

There are statements too:

1. <!--[if lt IE 7]>

2. [if SafMob] @import('iphone.css');

3. .ClassName
{
width: expression(document.body.clientWidth - 438);
}

4. @media screen and (max-device-width: 480px) {
.column {
float: none;
}
}


can it interface with a database, save data to a file. or do anything meaningful, other make pretty colors on a website ?
 
can it interface with a database, save data to a file. or do anything meaningful, other make pretty colors on a website ?

That doesnt make it a language.

Did you study what Noam Chomsky had to say about grammars at university?
 
can it interface with a database, save data to a file. or do anything meaningful, other make pretty colors on a website ?

Just wow. Climb off that horse of yours.

It's not designed to do that... so no. I'm not arguing that it's a complete language that can store and recall variables, but you seem to be missing the point. You can use it to make some decisions, however simple, so it can be seen as one, even if no developer in their right mind would consider it a proper language.

It's purpose is exactly that though... making pretty colours on a website, and automatically resizing and changing layouts as the browser changes size... reacting to different browsers, and changing what is rendered when the page is rendered to a screen or printed. Not much more.
 
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