Can't remove bathroom basin!

Wrath of Khan said:
I ate a lunch bar, still I tried and still the thing is stuck. I even stood on the counter and pulled with the force of a doctor pulling an overweight baby out of a mother giving birth! I swear I adjusted the gravitational pull of the earth... and may have cause an earthquake on the other side.

And still this bastard is stuck.

Where is Arthur? He pulled a sword from a stone

The very last resort to calling in an airstrike, is to cut it out with a jigsaw and put a new counter top on.. The counter top just needs redoing, I was thinking of just repainting it, thought it might look nice and modern.

Back to drug selling and hooking soon!
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Try tempting it out, what do basins like? Kinky tie up kind of sex or maybe spur's garlic snails? See what it likes.
 
Wrath of Khan said:
Ok so clearly the last chop who installed this basin used Thors jizz to stick it down to the counter top! It's a basin that sits on top of the counter, and you would think a normal human would just silicone around the base and that's that (NOT SILICONE IT DOWN) I want to remove it but FML I can't get the thing unstuck! I've tried to cut around the edges with a hacksaw blade, like try and slide it in...nope. I'm dying here.. help

Anyone else ever done the same thing with success?
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Not going through the whole thread. Did you come right ?
I'd use a car jack with a piece of wood in-between - Jack the fcker off. :ROFL:
 
Wrath of Khan said:
, I was thinking of just repainting it, thought it might look nice and modern.
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Repainting will look NASSTY - remove the countertop, basins and all, turn it on it side and you’ll be able to remove the suckers

 
Wrath of Khan said:
Ok so clearly the last chop who installed this basin used Thors jizz to stick it down to the counter top! It's a basin that sits on top of the counter, and you would think a normal human would just silicone around the base and that's that (NOT SILICONE IT DOWN) I want to remove it but FML I can't get the thing unstuck! I've tried to cut around the edges with a hacksaw blade, like try and slide it in...nope. I'm dying here.. help

Anyone else ever done the same thing with success?
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Do you have any male friends that can help?
 
I find most idiotic humans do DIY with the intention of building the pyramids. I kid you not, I once had to remove a toilet cistern that was 'no more nails' glued to the wall... that one had to be broken out.

Who does that?! If you are one of the people who is guilty of siliconing or gluing a basin or toilet to the wall/floor by gluing underneath... please, just please go climb into the microwave and end your damn life!

PS: you can paint a staircase so why not a vanity top? I think it'll look nice. The current top is painted (it's like a painted or sprayed kitchen cabinet door) picture that.
 
Wrath of Khan said:
I ate a lunch bar, still I tried and still the thing is stuck. I even stood on the counter and pulled with the force of a doctor pulling an overweight baby out of a mother giving birth! I swear I adjusted the gravitational pull of the earth... and may have cause an earthquake on the other side.

And still this bastard is stuck.

Where is Arthur? He pulled a sword from a stone

The very last resort to calling in an airstrike, is to cut it out with a jigsaw and put a new counter top on.. The counter top just needs redoing, I was thinking of just repainting it, thought it might look nice and modern.

Back to drug selling and hooking soon!
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@Arthur
 
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Wrath of Khan said:
I find most idiotic humans do DIY with the intention of building the pyramids. I kid you not, I once had to remove a toilet cistern that was 'no more nails' glued to the wall... that one had to be broken out.

Who does that?! If you are one of the people who is guilty of siliconing or gluing a basin or toilet to the wall/floor by gluing underneath... please, just please go climb into the microwave and end your damn life!

PS: you can paint a staircase so why not a vanity top? I think it'll look nice. The current top is painted (it's like a painted or sprayed kitchen cabinet door) picture that.
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You are just weak.
 
Wrath of Khan said:
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PS: you can paint a staircase so why not a vanity top? I think it'll look nice. The current top is painted (it's like a painted or sprayed kitchen cabinet door) picture that.
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no cannot picture it - send more pics and a video
 
Let's have a MYBB competition; whoever removes the basin gets to become reigning King of the Forum.
 
Wrath of Khan said:
I find most idiotic humans do DIY with the intention of building the pyramids. I kid you not, I once had to remove a toilet cistern that was 'no more nails' glued to the wall... that one had to be broken out.

Who does that?! If you are one of the people who is guilty of siliconing or gluing a basin or toilet to the wall/floor by gluing underneath... please, just please go climb into the microwave and end your damn life!

PS: you can paint a staircase so why not a vanity top? I think it'll look nice. The current top is painted (it's like a painted or sprayed kitchen cabinet door) picture that.
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Wrath of Khan is all talk
Wrath of Kanye will be more powerful
 
OP Kahn is stingy with the pictures / video's - methinks het dislodged the basin days ago but wanted to keep the thread going ?
 
He isn't responding now because he figured out he was being a clown and found the fasteners
 
there is nothing holding it down from the top... it's not a metal basin from the dark ages. It's an open counter underneath, I can see clearly it's just plopped on top. Basins are never bolted down, it's not a toilet seat
 
Wrath of Khan said:
there is nothing holding it down from the top... it's not a metal basin from the dark ages. It's an open counter underneath, I can see clearly it's just plopped on top. Basins are never bolted down, it's not a toilet seat
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Well gravity is holding it down
Basins are bolted down, google basin bolts
Post pics from underneath the basin
 
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