Christmas Present

[Datura]

 

[kayvee]

Do the beads come with the cake?

 

[ponder]

Do the beads come with the cake?

They are in the cake so no need for rectal insertion once swallowed.

 

[Nokkie]

what about faster internet connection with uncapped for a whole year...

 

[D3x!]

Yeah, If he has Lego's, he can make everything that he wants in this thread!

a Lego Bugatti, Lego Dinosaurs, Lego Anal Beads and a Lego Fleshlight


But seriously, think about that Lint Roller.


Otherwise you can always get a year supply of those Furry Pipe cleaners....can't have enough of those I always say

hahaha

 

[Chevron]

what about faster internet connection with uncapped for a whole year...

Cellc data stick makes perfect gift for once off.

 

[Blaze786]

Common sense.

 

[runtimDLL]

maybe a cookie?

 

[GreyBush]

Pimp Cup... Everyone needs a pimp cup.

 

[techead]

epic thread!

win x 100

 

[techead]

Pimp Cup... Everyone needs a pimp cup.

as long as its not a pimp juice cup...

:erm:

 

[GreyBush]

You could actually buy pimp juice in a can a while ago.. didn't sell very well i don't think.

 

[Ono'rach]

You could actually buy pimp juice in a can a while ago.. didn't sell very well i don't think.

I can't imagine why

 

[techead]

You could actually buy pimp juice in a can a while ago.. didn't sell very well i don't think.

 

[ponder]

No, you cant have fries with that.

Did I get it right?

No, I had fries last night, had take away fish & chips

 

[Drake2007]

How about a Spa all you can eat and massage pamper pedicure facelift make-over voucher thingy, you know what I mean.

 

[rabbiddog]

Pimp Cup... Everyone needs a pimp cup.

With 2 blonds?

 

[Datura]

I want a Narwhal!

 

[NoLogic001]

khahahaha...damn

 

[Timken]

This thread is awesome.

Reading through the replies reminds me why I love Terry Pratchet books so much. Witty sense of humour.

Get a whole collection of Terry Pratchet books, they will be classics, since he cant write anymore books.