Do girls like muscle?

Djtay said:
What a load of BS. So working out and living healthy is just a narcisistic obessession? I bet you never lifted a weight in your life.
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you can take living healthy out of your arguement, roids doesnt constitute a healthy life style
 
web said:
What has " I bet you never lifted a weight in your life." got with been healthy, there are other ways to stay healthy and pumping your body with things is not one of them by the way...
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Agreed.
OP sounds like quite the chop saying he wants to SLAY a chick.
Don't think looks are too important with women. Hygiene is probably more important followed by being healthy. They generally avoid guys who are dicks.
 
Monkey101 said:
Agreed.
OP sounds like quite the chop saying he wants to SLAY a chick.
Don't think looks are too important with women. Hygiene is probably more important followed by being healthy. They generally avoid guys who are dicks.
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ponder said:
:D:D:D LMAO

No, most chicks don't dig, these muscle dudes are usually a bunch of idiots anyway.

The lean toned look ala surfer dude, sportsman etc does appeal to them though
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The classy and athletic professional executive look also appeals to most. WoW gear doesn't.
 
A couple years ago, my friend pointed out a rather large guy... and his comment was "isn't it funny how the ugly guys from school always tend to hit gym after school, get massive, all because they feel this is the only way to not get Ostracize"... and it looks like exhibit A proves my point.

Why live life in such a confined nutshell? When last have you actually had fun OP? And "slaying some fine blonde boet" doesn't farking count because I bet you're so selfish and impudent that she passed out 1/2 way through intercourse.

What I am actually asking from you is, when last did you have an awesome escapade with real friends, where you just had a good time, cracking jokes, general fun??? If you can't seem to answer this, you might be on a fast track to dying a very lonely person...

OP, When last have you done something that you thought "wow, I'm quite impressed that I could do that", and gymming doesn't count... boet.

The point I'm trying to make is that girls may initially think " wow, this guy is might attractive", will probably through a dog a bone, and you guys will hook up... However, if you haven't noticed, 99% of these women won't call you back, won't go out on a date, or won't do anything with you after you 1st or 2nd little fling... this maybe down to one of two things:
a) You're a self centered, egocentric douche bag...
b) You spend your time at gym, taking steroids, and reading the nutritional value of air (or at least try to...), resulting in you not really acting like a normal human who doesn't care about eating a Mc Donalds burger once in a while, will get drunk once in a while, will exercise once in a while etc... ei: takes things in moderation...

I've seen a fair number of thin and fat guys, whom don't exactly live the healthiest life styles, pull the hottest girls/women, and even have relationships with these mighty attractive women (I know, It's weird how these "hot chicks" don't just sit around and wait for you to "slay" them...)

Bud, sorry, I have been a little abrasive, however, I must just say that you are being the fundamental definition of a douche bag... and if you don't change, things won't change... Why not stop the roids, and read a book? Or maybe learn to speak french/spanish/Zulu etc... because I'm quite certain that if you asked an intelligent girl what she thought of Jane Austens "Atonement", or you were able to "slay" her over with your new found language etc... she might actually think you're an interesting guy ;).
 
*reminds self never to ask for relationship adivce on MyBB... * off to phone Opera
 
I'm skinny and look funny but my SO is super hot. Languages can do that :D

I enjoyed your post, Scotty :cool:

Don't ever do that web :)

[whisper] it's Oprah or Fat obnoxious bitch ;)
 
See can't even spell her name right no wonder I couldn't find her website...
 
Datura said:
I'm skinny and look funny but my SO is super hot. Languages can do that :D

I enjoyed your post, Scotty :cool:

Don't ever do that web :)

[whisper] it's Oprah or Fat obnoxious bitch ;)
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sho boet ;). ha ha. The thing that I really enjoy are those guys that think they were lank-kiff in school, and when they are spat out into the real world, they soon realize that they are working for the people they belittled and berated at school... guess being humble and an intellect isn't as bad as it was at school ;).
 
Muscles are ok, but then you get those guys that totally overdo it and look like they have this huge thing growing from their chest :sick:...

Then you get those guys that have just the right amount and look *** sexy, not too buff just right.
 
scotty... don't take this personally...

but er.....did you get a lot of swirleys at school or something?
 
-LiLiTh- said:
Muscles are ok, but then you get those guys that totally overdo it and look like they have this huge thing growing from their chest :sick:...

Then you get those guys that have just the right amount and look *** sexy, not too buff just right.
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Would this classify as the "Metrosexual" look?

Like for example a guy who takes care of himself, well groomed, clean and dresses smartly?
 
Osiris85 said:
Would this classify as the "Metrosexual" look?

Like for example a guy who takes care of himself, well groomed, clean and dresses smartly?
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No, I wouldn't say metrosexual, having a bit of muscle doesn't necessarily mean that.
I mean guys who dress lke... guys lol, that have a bit of muscle.
 
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