Dear User,
Since you have purchased an Uncapped Account from us, we believe that you are downloading too much and we aren't making money off you.
We have thus moved you to the IS account so we can obliterate transparency and squeeze every penny from you
What does this mean for you?
Instead of us violently raping you in the ass if you so much as look at a youtube video, we have an automated machine to do the raping for us.
In this way, you will NEVER know if you download too much, instead you will just experience a crappy connection shaped to hell on ice skates.
We understand that you pay for a 4Mbps connection, but quite frankly we don't care. You have no choice in the matter so your account will be terminated on Friday.
............Seriously dude, within the first 3 seconds of reading this email, you haven't canceled your account yet with them, have you?