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Lucky You

You want sympathy? You'll find it between "****" and "syphilis" in the dictionary.
 
Nothing to lose

Ann Beam: I want a divorce. It's a physical thing. I've been experimenting with other men lately. A lot of other men... and women. I don't know. I mean, Antonio can do this thing with his tongue, and Willam's stamina is amazing. And as far as hands go, your father's hands are..
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T. Paul: Hey, is this your wife? Damn! I see why you were upset! Not bad Nick, not bad, Nick! You know, for a cheatin' b1tch.
Nick Beam: Hey! Don't you call her that, you don't know her, don't say that.
T. Paul: Okay, okay, no disrespect. What should I call her? "Monogamously challenged"?

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T. Paul: I never noticed before, but you really got nice eyes.
Nick Beam: Shut up!
T. Paul: But you do.
Nick Beam: Let's get this over with, I can't believe I'm committing an armed robbery for two flashlights.

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Nick Beam: Now honestly, which one of us was scarier?
Henry: [Looking at T] He was scarier.
T. Paul: Hah!
Nick Beam: Really? You didn't find what he did as contrived?
Henry: No it was scary.
Nick Beam: What part?
Henry: The 'freeze motherf**ker' part was scary and he lead me to believe that if I moved my @ss, it might be blown off.

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T. Paul: What is beetle headed?
Nick Beam: It's a synonym for stupid!
T. Paul: Oh. Well, here's a synonym for procreation: f**k you! It's easy for you to point the finger when you're sitting on your rich @ss in a big f**king house!
Nick Beam: I'm not rich.
T. Paul: Oh yeah? How big's your TV?
Nick Beam: What?
T. Paul: I said how big's your TV?
Nick Beam: 50 inch!
T. Paul: Ah, get in the car.
Nick Beam: Please, let's not make this a social issue!

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Rig to Nick: I bet you sold more girl scout cookies than any other member of the whole troop, didn't you? What were you calling yourself back then? Yelanda? You little b1tch! Cynthia? Susan? What was it, I can't remember.

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Rig to Nick: You know when a sweet mouth girl like you has a fancy case like this a man gets to thinkin' ; where's a wallet? I'm gonna need that wallet, Alice. Where's that big fat wallet? Give it to me. Give me your f**king wallet you little b1tch.

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Nick Beam: [At top of 15 flights of steps] I beat you.
T Paul: I carried the damn bag!
Nick Beam: I still beat you.
T Paul: Beat me at what? Climbing steps? Guess we'll be calling you the Step King.

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T. Paul: That mask sweaty?
Nick Beam: I think that's the one.
T. Paul: I hid it behind my balls. Ha ha.
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T. Paul: [picking up Nick's credit card to find out who he is] I'm - I'm Nick Beam.That's what I told her. I'm Nick Beam. And Nick Beam ain't puttin' up with that bullsh1t. She'd have been crying, you know? "Oh, Nick, please take me back. Please, please, Nick. It was only one time." I'm gonna "one time" your @ss. Nick Beam is the master of his fate, the ruler of his destiny. So if you wanna cry on somebody's shoulder, why don't you cry on Superd1ck? As for Nick Beam, I'm fit, lit, and I damn sure ain't takin' no ****. So you can get the f**k out. That's what I'd 'a told the b1tch.
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Rig to Nick and Paul: Nick, I like you like this. You and your prom date both having weapons. That way I don't have to kill an unarmed couple. Not my style.
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T. Paul: Hey, you ain't one of them desert slashers, are you? Cut a person's body up and leave it out in the desert in little tiny pieces and ****, huh? Oh ****! We are in the f**king desert! I'm in a car with a psycho freaky Jason hack-killer motherf**ker! Hey, please don't kill me, freaky Jason. I said, please don't kill me, freaky Jason.
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Austin Powers: Allow myself to introduce......myself
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Tom Arnold: Man that's one crazy get up you got there, you in the circus?
Austin Powers: Actually I'm English
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True Romance

Clarence: Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big t1ts and an @ss that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: What?
Clarence: I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big t1ts and an @ss that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: No.
Clarence: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullsh1t, huh? You wanna f**k me?
 
Tyler Durden: In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.
 
Surprised no-one put this in yet ..

And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
 
kuga Surprised no-one put this in yet ..

And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
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nogal ya...nice 1 :)

Marsellus: I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherf**ker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n1gger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his @ss.
 
Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you
 
Firefly:

Zoe: "No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated -- this job's strictly speculative."

Jayne: "Good. 'Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to."

Mal: "They're whores."

Jayne: "I'm in."
 
"But oh, to be free. Not to have to go "Poof! Whaddaya need," "Poof! Whaddaya need," "Poof! Whaddaya need?". To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world. But what am I talking about? Let's get real here, that's never gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus."
 
gregmcc
Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you
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Interesting inconsequential piece of info bout that line...

The passage from the Bible that Jules has memorized was mostly made up by Quentin Tarantino and Samuel L. Jackson. The only part that's similar to what the Bible says is the part where he says, "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee." However, the parts about the righteous man and the shepherd are not real. It was originally written for Harvey Keitel's charachter in From Dusk till Dawn, but Tarantino decided to use it for Samuel's instead.



Butch: I think I cracked a rib.
Fabienne: Giving me oral pleasure?
Butch: No, retard, from the fight.
 
foozball3000
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Originally Posted by unsecluded View Post
nope, u right....Just cos u a dummy, dont mean you can cheat

Coccotti: I haven't killed anybody since 1984.
What does he care? He's dead...
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damn dead dummies, just cos of a technicality like death, they bend the rules...hmpf

[Gets up from airplane seat]
Tyler Durden: Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...?
 
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