satanboy
Psychonaut seven
(Pulp Fiction):
"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."
"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."
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Favourite movie quotes
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satanboy
Psychonaut seven
May I try some of your tasty beverage? (Pulp Fiction)
satanboy
Psychonaut seven
Ordell Robbie: AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes. (Jackie Brown)
Nanfeishen
Executive Member
Edwards: Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
Jay: Hey, when do I get my own memory-messer-upper thang?
Kay: When you grow up.
Dr. Temperance Bones Brennan: No. The Vicodin seems to be working.
He claims it makes the furniture feel friendly.
Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
Jay: Hey, when do I get my own memory-messer-upper thang?
Kay: When you grow up.
Dr. Temperance Bones Brennan: No. The Vicodin seems to be working.
He claims it makes the furniture feel friendly.
Pitbull
Verboten
Most famous dialog ever on TV: The Buffalo Theory
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
From Cheers
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
From Cheers
Pitbull
Verboten
"Flyd Lice"
Rush Hour
Rush Hour
Freeusnow
Well-Known Member
Grandma's boy: "Drive Monkey drive" and "this tea sure has a kick" "I can hear my hair growing"
Polymathic
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" The name is Bond.. James Bond."
bex.cpt
Expert Member
Turkish : Diamonds what do I know bout diamonds? I'm a boxing promoter what do I know bout diamonds? I was a happy boxing promoter until 2 weeks ago.
SNATCH
SNATCH
seventhson
Expert Member
"Crucify him to the tree of woe"
Conan the Barbarian.
Conan the Barbarian.
EchoZA
Expert Member
NARF!!!
marine1
Honorary Master
"Yipee Ka Yay mother F ******"
Die Hard
Die Hard
tsume
The Pervy Sage
Pulp Fiction has too many quotes especially from Samuel L. Jackson, but I do look like this dialogue
tsume
The Pervy Sage
From the South Park movie
Kilgore_Trout_Redux
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"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
We were Soldiers:
Mel Gibson: "I can't promise you safety. I can't promise that you won't die. But this I swear: When we go into battle, I'll be the first to set foot on the battlefield, and I will be the last to step off"
And then Madagascar 2, I think it goes like this:
To Kowalski: "How long will it take to fix this plane?"
Kwalski: " Four to six years"
Captain: "What? Four to six years?"
Kowalski: "No, 426 years!"
Mel Gibson: "I can't promise you safety. I can't promise that you won't die. But this I swear: When we go into battle, I'll be the first to set foot on the battlefield, and I will be the last to step off"
And then Madagascar 2, I think it goes like this:
To Kowalski: "How long will it take to fix this plane?"
Kwalski: " Four to six years"
Captain: "What? Four to six years?"
Kowalski: "No, 426 years!"