Favourite movie quotes

[Milano]

Not so fast El Guapo, or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick as a pencil

 

[bullzeye]

ill be back
Arnold Swachenegger

 

[d7e7r7]

I loved V for Vendetta, here are a few of my best quotes:

V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so...

Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.

V: The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain.

Haven't seen the movie Apocalypse Now but love this quote I've heard to be from it:

Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

 

[Picard]

"If any of you ****ing pricks move, I'll execute every mother****ing last one of ya"

This is an easy one - guess.


There are plenty more in the movie where this came from.

 

[Polymathic]

"Hakuna Matata"

The Lion King (1994)

 

[Palimino]

Shaken...not stirred.

 

[Polymathic]

Do I make you horny baby?

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

 

[syntax]

Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.

Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead.
And I say, "I'm dead," and I move.

Fire it up!! Fire it Up!!!

^^ The crow


Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
^^ Verbal Kent, Usual Suspects

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega
Mall Rats

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
^^ T.S.

 

[Palimino]

The rhetoric of that black hit-man dude (Jules) in the Tarentino movie ‘Pulp Fiction’ before he starts blasting (Ezekiel?).

Jules

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

[ponder]

Captain Louis Renault: Major Strasser has been shot. [pause] Round up the usual suspects.
- Casablanca, 1942

SWAT Team Leader: Alpha team, man down, man down.
Norman Stansfield: I told you. Benny, bring me everyone.
Benny: What do you mean "everyone"?
Norman Stansfield: EV-ERY-ONE!!
- Léon, 1994

The above is best viewed for effect
[video=youtube;xk6ar7Kqu7c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk6ar7Kqu7c[/video]

 

[syntax]

I don't know what to say really. Three minutes till the biggest battle of our professional lives. It all comes down to today. Now either we heal as a team, or we're gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play, till we're finished. We're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And we can stay here, get the **** kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell. One inch at a time.

Now I can't do it for you. I'm too old. I look around, I see these young faces, and I think... I mean I've made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me, and lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror. You know when you get old in life, things get taken from you. That's part of life. But you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out life's this game of inches. And so is football. Because in either game, life or football, the margin for error is so small. I mean... one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow too fast, you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They are in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when we add up all those inches, that's gonna make the ****ing difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying! I'll tell you this - in any fight, its the guy whose willing to die who's gonna win that inch. And I know if I'm going to have any life anymore, it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch. Because that's what living is! The 6 inches in front of your face...

Now I can't make you do it. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think you're gonna see a guy who will go that inch with you. You're gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team, because he knows when it comes down to it, you're gonna do the same for him.

That's a team, gentlemen. And either we heal, now, as a team, or we will die, as individuals. That's football, guys. That's all it is. Now, what are you going to do? [video=youtube;myyWXKeBsNk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myyWXKeBsNk[/video]

 

[tsume]

Scarface

Can't believe I nearly forgot, the movie has many of the best lines:

Immigration Officer: Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' *****?

Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply.

Hector the Toad: You want to give me the cash, or do I kill your brother first, before I kill you?
Tony Montana: Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.

Tony Montana: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.

Tony Montana: Every dog has his day.

This town like a great big ***** just waiting to get ****ed.

Tony Montana: Chi Chi, get the yeyo.

Say hello to my little friend!

This thread is in the wrong section it should get moved OT

 

[R13...]

Karen: I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on.
Good Fellas

 

[MR.C]

" Too yoots" (in the courtroom)
"Dead on balls accurate" (his chick, 'its an industry term'
"Its either me or them, either way you getting farked" (when the cousins friend thinks its about what happens in prison but Vinny is talking about being his lawyer)
Many more from my cousin Vinny.

Trainspotting had a lots more and so did Pulp Fiction

 

[Lucas Buck]

Jesse: Jesus, how the hell do you spell “street” wrong? S-T-R-E-A-T?
Skinny Pete: Hey man, I’m slingin’ mad volume and fat stackin’ benjis, you know what I’m saying? I can’t be all about like, spelling and sh*t.

 

[Helghast]

"I specialise in a very specific type of security, sub conscious security"

 

[flarkit]

"I'm tellin' ya, dis stuff will turn 'Arry Krishna into a bad-bwoi"

- Coop from Human Traffic

 

[AvatarS]

"What the ****?"

Probably not out of a movie, but definitely my favourite saying

John Malkovich in Burn After Reading. But you have to say it with the inflection as he does

 

[MickeyD]

A topical one!!!

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

The Silence of the Lambs - Hannibal Lecter

 

[The_Pumpkin_King]

New favourite: "keep stroking the furry wall"

Lmao