Favourite movie quotes

"en as hy R100 is, is hy NOG n bargain!"

some leon schuster movie when a guy was buying booze/smokes and leon wanted to stop him
 
Norman Stansfield: Bring me everyone.
Benny: What do you mean "everyone"?
Norman Stansfield: EVERYONE!

-Leon (The Professional)

Has to be seen though :D
 
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Norman Stansfield: Bring me everyone.
Benny: What do you mean "everyone"?
Norman Stansfield: EVERYONE!

-Leon (The Professional)

Has to be seen though :D
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Absolutely. The videogame NFS Most Wanted has the one cop doing a poor imitation of it.
 
From Snatch -
Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top Polford: You're going to have to repeat that.
Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top Polford: Well, where'd you lose him?! He ain't a set of fu**ing car keys, is he? And, it's not as if he's incon-fu**ing-spicuous, now is it?
 
There's some great lines in GI Jane like this one:

Lt. Jordan O'Neil[commenting on the special standard for her training] I mean really sir, why don't you just issue me a pink petticoat to wear around the base?
C.O. Salem: Did you just have a brain fart, Lieutenant?
Lt. Jordan O'Neil: Begging your pardon, sir?
C.O. Salem: Did you just waltz in here and bark at your commanding officer? Because if you did, I would call that a bona fide brain fart, and I resent it when people FART inside my office!
Lt. Jordan O'Neil: I think you've resented me from the start, sir.
C.O. Salem: What I resent, Lieutenant, is some politician using my base as a test tube for her grand social experiment. What I resent, is the sensitivity training that is now mandatory for all of my men. The ob-gyn I now have to keep on staff just to keep track of your personal pap smears. But most of all what I resent, is your perfume, however subtle, interfering with the scent of my fine three-dollar-and-seventy-nine-cent cigar, which I will put out this instant if the phallic nature of it happens to offend your GODDAMN FRAGILE SENSIBILITIES! Does it?
Lt. Jordan O'Neil: No, sir.
C.O. Salem: "No, sir" WHAT?
Lt. Jordan O'Neil: The shape doesn't bother me. Just the goddamn sweet stench.
 
Snatch:

Bullet tooth tony: Ahh so you must be the big dick, and these 2 on either side of you must be your balls. There are 2 types of balls... there are big brave balls... and there are little whincy faggot balls.
Vincent (I think): These are your last words, so make em a prayer.
Bullet tooth tony: Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell P**** and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' p**** And have brought your 2 little whincy faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But you have got your parties muddled up, there's no p**** here. Just a **** that will make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinkin' and your 2 little balls are shrinkin with ya. And the fact that you have got "replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I have Desert eagle.... point-five-o. Written down the side of mine. Should precipitate your balls, into shrinkin, along with your pressence. Now... **** - OFF!
 
Pulp Fiction:

Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fscked up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...
Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfscker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfscker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Brett: He-he's black.
Jules: Go on!
Brett: He's bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?!
Jules: [shoots Brett in the shoulder, Brett screams] Does... he look...like a bitch?!
Brett: [in pain] No-o!
Jules: Then why'd you try to fsck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fsck him, and Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fscked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
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The Rock

John Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f_ck the prom queen.

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"Some mother****ers are always trying to iceskate uphill" - Blade

Satan: "Good luck Gabriel. There's not enough room for both of us." - Prophecy 2
 
Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Marko: [after a long pause] Good luck.

Taken (2008)
 
Not a movie, but from a great game...

"Through the woods a girl came sadly
Something broken in her chest
She had dared to love another
Alas, no better than the rest
Up my path a girl came sadly
Something opened up my doors
I longed to stop her bleeding heart
So I drew her to my shores
Those you trust will hurt you badly
Something now I'm sure you see
Drown your tears in me my dear
As you drown, my dear, in me."
 
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