Favourite movie quotes

Sergio Roma: I'm mind f***ing you right now.

Aaron Green: Well I hope you have a condom cause I have a dirty mind.

Get him to the greek
 
Aldous Snow: I was watching the news one day and I saw footage about, uh, war, and I think it was in Darfur, or Rwanda, or Zimbabwe, or one of 'em, and I thought, 'this isn't right, is it?' And I made some phone calls and it turns out, it isn't.
 
"something just jumped up and bit me" - Forrest Gump
 
Can't forget snatch, can we:

Bullet Tooth Tony:
So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny:
These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony:
Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell ***** and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' *****. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no ***** here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off.Bullet Tooth Tony:
So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny:
These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony:
Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell ***** and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' *****. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no ***** here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off.
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Last funny movie I saw that I can remember something from:

Dr. Rick Marshall: The machine, I mean, not A Chorus Line. I love showtunes, they really tell the story of the human condition.
Holly Cantrell: It's a bit gay.
Dr. Rick Marshall: It IS great.
 
"Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks." I used it as an icebreaker once.

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The day I *insert whatever the person claimed I was doing* was the most important event in your life. But for me it was Tuesday.

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"This is greatest day in the history of my life." Adapted by myself quite a few times on this forum.
 
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three"
 
Jabberwocky said:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three"
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:wtf: and how exactly do you use this in daily life?
 
Can't I just quote every line from anchorman? That movie is a gem : "You are a smelly pirate hooker"
 
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