Good Pickuplines?

[Craig_]

The what now?

I also wanted to know, but wasn't really sure I won't regret asking after.

 

[rh1]

The what now?

I also wanted to know, but wasn't really sure I won't regret asking after.

Say no more, you have been warned:

It is weirder in real life.

 

[Craig_]

Say no more, you have been warned:

It is weirder in real life.

Bloody hell, I'm speechless. That's more gay than @RunningFromFat

 

[Smugs]

Hi there! Want to see my airfryer?

You joke? When a chick finds out you own a dishwasher, you're in like sin..

 

[OCP]

Did you know that pigeons die when they have sex?

Only when they have sex with you ;-)

 

[Polymathic]

"You should smile more."

I don't know why I have the urge to make a woman I fancy blindingly angry, and I find that line in particular really pisses women off. What's interesting is how fast their demeaner changes when they realize that I'm fscking with her and wasn't serious.

In general, though doing stuff to purposely piss off your female SO for your entertainment would result in action once they realize what you're doing. No idea why.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Only when they have sex with you ;-)

You're pigeon safe for sex? Do you at least tape the beak?

 

[Pak Fa Fui]

No, loser. Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Fish cant sneeze, they have gills
If they did sneeze, which they cant, what sound will it make:

akasha

 

[Akasha]

Fish cant sneeze, they have gills
If they did sneeze, which they cant, what sound will it make:

akasha

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

 

[Pak Fa Fui]

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

Dam
Also, fish cant talk

 

[Akasha]

Dam
Also, fish cant talk

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

 

[Pak Fa Fui]

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison...... have large humps at their shoulders and bigger heads than a buffalo

 

[OCP]

You're pigeon safe for sex? Do you at least tape the beak?

not a fok - would need to be a big bloody pigeon.

 

[purple face]

Only when they have sex with you ;-)

that's funny

 

[backstreetboy]

Does your dad have a chilli as a penis because you are very hot.

 

[backstreetboy]

Is your phone in your back pocket because that ass is calling me.

 

[backstreetboy]

You must be from Ireland, because when I look at you, my penis is Dublin.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Is your phone in your back pocket because that ass is calling me.

No philips airfryer lines?

 

[3WA]

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

Dam
Also, fish cant talk

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison...... have large humps at their shoulders and bigger heads than a buffalo

Calm down guys. Thread is for pick-up lines, not actual pick-ups.

 

[rh1]