Thanks for the reply
Lostears - I like getting another view to compare with what the dude at Vodacom4U in Vodaworld told me when I renewed a contract earlier this year. First off, I have no idea where you get the snippets from. If those are correct, then you might have a point, but I can't find it on the website and all I have to go on, is the info on the site.
Again, I did not argue that you do not pay less, I said that you still subsidize something (what? I don't know). I don't know where you get the R309 from - on the website it is R329
In that specific example, the deal is
R329 pm with a R4999 phone. R4999/24=R208.29. R329-R208.29=120.71. R120.71<R129.00 and I don't know where your R129 comes from. Admittedly, it is only R9, but in principle you pay more than you should i.e. subsidizing something.
It was the uChoose Smart L package - I missed the L there, but it is easy enough to see which I used with the figures I quoted. The only frame of reference me as a consumer have from the website is a uChoose package. If I missed the boat completely there, then I stand corrected provided the alternative for a no phone option is actually R354.87 or less. But in all honesty, it is a silly argument because I can say that R354.87 is lower than R579 or R499. Let's not go there. Let's just accept that either the info you have is not on the website, or that I missed the part where it is actually shown.
Sorry, but you are certainly not unraveling my maths. You state a completely different set of maths here. The set I produced is very clear and easy to follow and there is no unraveling required. In your example, however, I would rather use the uChoose Smart L value of R399. Because in the R499 contract, you can still get a phone albeit the cheapest POS phone you can find. Between the uChoose Smart L and the Smart L for R499, there is a R2400 subsidy for the POS phone over the contract period.
All the above aside - I would much rather discuss the R349 pm you mentioned. Where do you see this on the website? Where do you get these figures from? My contract is up for renewal shortly and I am currently on a Smart L (with subsidized phone). I doubt I will take a phone on my upgrade and if the R349 pm is true, then admittedly, my initial calcs were in fact wrong (as was the ejit at Vodacom4U) and I would renew my contract for that value.