How often do you get lucky?

Higher a very upper class ho.

Not a cheap ass ho but like 5k an hour ho. or you could go trawling with a simple and to the point pick up line

Hey babe you wanna have a 3 some? You may get shot down but persistence is key :D
Nah that's too much for an hour of sex, I'd rather spend it on my HT system :D
 
[video=youtube;YIv4phFcAAs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIv4phFcAAs[/video]

:p
 
Women, damn I've had had girLfriends who love giving head as much as breathing oxygen and others who hate it as if it was eating their own turds. Funnily enough the 'fussy' ones always ended up being the selfish ones in the relationship. Honestly I've never put up with a woman who isn't exciting in bed. But that's just me.

I do my part to make sure they are looked after, spoilt and feel loved so the least they can do is perform in the bedroom. Obviously if they are having a pms day 'or few' its fine but shape up or ship out b1tch. Sex and hot passion is very important in a relationship. Even 5+ years down the line and those who say it isn't are just fooling themselves.
 
mmm question for the girls here. Maybe it will answer some questions for the boys here.

What do you prefer....cut/uncut and why? Are you worried about hygiene when it comes to uncut? Does that affect your willingness to sort your man out?

Cut or uncut is beside the point, but hygiene is never beside the point.

Women usually have a fine sense of taste and smell, and clean is yummy, so if you're a gentleman with folds, make sure you've washed properly, woman can and do pick up when you haven't and woman definitely prefer clean and fragrant.

Yes, when your tools are not clean and fragrant it does effect willingness.

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Gentlemen please note that dirty tools including hands can also cause a woman: discomfort, itching and infections - if you're anticipating sex - and want that - wash with a fragrant soap - dab some cologne/perfume on the sides - do what you can to make it a sensual experience for your woman/partner :p
 
Cut or uncut is beside the point, but hygiene is never beside the point.

Women usually have a fine sense of taste and smell, and clean is yummy, so if you're a gentleman with folds, make sure you've washed properly, woman can and do pick up when you haven't and woman definitely prefer clean and fragrant.

Yes, when your tools are not clean and fragrant it does effect willingness.

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Gentlemen please note that dirty tools including hands can also cause a woman: discomfort, itching and infections - if you're anticipating sex - and want that - wash with a fragrant soap - dab some cologne/perfume on the sides - do what you can to make it a sensual experience for your woman/partner :p

Oh...ok. Was just wondering cause I have heard from some girls that they prefer cut guys because they have a perception that they are more "clean" I think this rings false in 98% of cases. Thought this might be why some of the boys here might have a serious BJ deficiency. I prefer uncut guys, but only because I am and I know how to work it. I am always scared I am going to hurt the guy that is cut lol. Also, you have to put lube on it if you wanna play with it, which then rules out a nibble later on! lol
 
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Oh...ok. Was just wondering cause I have heard from some girls that they prefer cut guys because they have a perception that they are more "clean" I think this rings false in 98% of cases. Thought this might be why some of the boys here might have a serious BJ deficiency. I prefer uncut guys, but only because I am and I know how to work it. I am always scared I am going to hurt the guy that is cut lol. Also, you have to put lube on it if you wanna play with it, which then rules out a nibble later on! lol

Jesus :wtf:, Well, there goes my innocence :cry:... I think OP should have put an age restriction on this bloody thread...

*scotty runs out crying at what has been read*.
 
Nooo... What do you want from me :(. I'm just flesh and bone... I'm not even that good looking :o.

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In hindsight, perhaps I shouldn't have used 'bone'

lol....just playing with ya! I like my men with some lekker meat to hang on to! lol

So, who's girlfriends on here has mastered the art of "deep throat"? lol
 
@scotty.oc is not interested in your looks-he just wants to take you where no man has gone before.
 
lol....just playing with ya! I like my men with some lekker meat to hang on to! lol

So, who's girlfriends on here has mastered the art of "deep throat"? lol

Women these days are too liberal for that sort of thing these days... Jesus, I've brought it up amongst my friends (yes, I'm the only lil virgin :o), and it was followed by silence... I kid you not, the girls of this generation no longer are into it, and the ones that are you best staying away from... But this is my observation of the matter, I could be wrong.
 
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