How often do you get lucky?

586.jpg

:)
 
thisisnotanalias said:
My girlfriend hates giving head. We've been together for over 2 years, and I can count the number of times I've been privileged to receive without taking off my socks. Even when she does eventually say yes, she rushes through it and makes it seem like a chore. Whatever I try to do to convince her falls on deaf ears. I do everything to make sure she enjoys herself, so I think it's unfair that she won't do the same for me.
Am I being unreasonable? How much does the usual guy get? Do all women hate it this much? (My previous girlfriends didn't seem to mind it, but those were all short relationships, so they may have been lying)
Click to expand...

O.k I have a general rule in life, shop around. Much like the old banged up beatle that doesn't like going to fast, some like it and some don't as many have posted in this thread. Take it for a test drive! You may find the GOLF GTI or perhaps a Honda CBR600 suits you much better whilst staying in your budget!

There are many fish in the sea and make it a pre-engagement requirement. If you meet a new girl and things are looking fly, be forward, ask the questionst that matter, like, do you #$%@# on first date? Can you do dishes? Do you iron? Can you cook and clean? Do you like giving head? Perhaps drop the anal question if you like. If you get positive responses to all of those, then you are set to go and set that first date, cause you know what is coming your way.... And don't go marry her the next day, date her for like 6 months to a year and if you like it, potentially propose, set a date, get married, see a lawyer, sign a lekker anti-nuptual - Married outside of community of property without acrruel.

First few months and possibly years will iron out all the small points and see how things go. If it is nice and you are happy with it, stick around. If it turns out to be a nightmare, get out. There is nothing holding you back. There are many fish in the sea. O, and top do's and don'ts: Do not buy a house with someone, that is like a death sentence, you can't kick them out cause who is paying their share? And don't go finance her a new car just cause she got a new job and needs a new vehicle, things may not work out and she may end up unemployed, for 6 months to a year, leaving you with the payments...

My opinion.... ;-)
 
Perhaps heating up the occasion helps?
Dunno, but my GF kinda brings in the candles and stuff.

We would be watching Swordfish, and she thinks she's Halle Berry.. and BAM!!!! Head.
We would be busy with foreplay and BAM!!! Doggy.

I must have the really psycho one, 'cos she mentioned a threesome once. I was watching the Currycup Semi-final, so didn't pay attention.

By the way, where can one get hold of non-latex condoms?
 
I head that if gag reflex is an issue, all you got to do is hold your thumb (or she holds her thumb) quite firmly... like pulling a first, only your thumb in inside the fist sort of thing. Apparently is helps? Any one gonna give it a go (I've very gotten head, so I wouldn't know :p)
 
I can like to be your marriage cuonsellor!

BOYAH said:
@toxicehc.I take it you're not a marriage counsellor.
Click to expand...

Definately not, however, happily married for 5 years and still going strong..... ;-)
 
scotty777 said:
I head that if gag reflex is an issue, all you got to do is hold your thumb (or she holds her thumb) quite firmly... like pulling a first, only your thumb in inside the fist sort of thing. Apparently is helps? Any one gonna give it a go (I've very gotten head, so I wouldn't know :p)
Click to expand...

Unless your name is Mike Hoxbig, I don't see this as a problem....
 
iDenTiTy said:
Perhaps heating up the occasion helps?
Dunno, but my GF kinda brings in the candles and stuff.

We would be watching Swordfish, and she thinks she's Halle Berry.. and BAM!!!! Head.
We would be busy with foreplay and BAM!!! Doggy.

I must have the really psycho one, 'cos she mentioned a threesome once. I was watching the Currycup Semi-final, so didn't pay attention.

By the way, where can one get hold of non-latex condoms?
Click to expand...

Dude! If you even hear the word threesome coming out your girls mouth you should listen!
Lets hope its not a devils threesome ;)
 
Hahaha I asked my gf about a 3 sim and she was all like grrr yeah sure and then says only if its another guy.Must say she laughed looking at my facial expression . :D She a sneaky bugger.
 
Korn1 said:
Hahaha I asked my gf about a 3 sim and she was all like grrr yeah sure and then says only if its another guy.Must say she laughed looking at my facial expression . :D She a sneaky bugger.
Click to expand...

Hmmm so take on the dude and then tell her next time another girl. Besides she does not do doggystyle but jokes about a 3some hmmm and gives head. Wait did i miss the medical condition that does not allow doggy or something? I don't mean to harp on it but what is her reasoning as to why she won't allow doggy?

I cannot believe someone would rather watch rugby and ignore 3some chat.
 
has anyone here actually had a threesome?


edit: I brought my "Friend with benifits" home one night ALONG with a new chick i met.... the one was okay with all three of us getting into 1 bed, but the new chick was not - damnit! so close!
choosing was rather difficult....
 
Last edited:
Keeper said:
has anyone here actually had a threesome?


edit: I brought my "Friend with benifits" home one night ALONG with a new chick i met.... the one was okay with all three of us getting into 1 bed, but the new chick was not - damnit! so close!
choosing was rather difficult....
Click to expand...

Eish so close, i have never even been close.

I hope you kicked the chick who was not OK with it out.
 
killadoob said:
I hope you kicked the chick who was not OK with it out.
Click to expand...

Yep. the other one is now my GF again. :D
(edit: not that night though.... "Newer is always better")

any tips to get a 3some rolling killa? I thought if anyone here has done it, it would be you....
if you haven't though, I guess It's harder than the movies make it out to be
 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top
Sign up to the MyBroadband newsletter
X