How often do you get lucky?

[The_Unnamed]

Test it out with the gf after buying her flowers/potatoes and report findings here?

I can see me going through a lot of flowers / potatoes to try find the sweet spot.

 

[Keeper]

We don't buy women potatoes, we lend it to them

 

[Datura]

We lend them sausages too.

 

[The_Unnamed]

We lend them sausages too.

Until marriage then its theirs :erm:

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

We don't buy women potatoes, we borrow it to them

OT: lend to, borrow from

 

[sand_man]

I've come across only one girl who knew how to do it properly - felt like there was a moist vacuum cleaner around my knob

What was her name? Kirby?

 

[Keeper]

Quickly, say "Mike Hoxbig" 3 times!

 

[The_Unnamed]

Quickly, say "Mike Hoxbig" 3 times!

is that like 3 hail mary's?

 

[moose007]

Quickly, say "Mike Hoxbig" 3 times!

HAHAHAHA

legendary

my C**ks big

 

[porn$tar]

is that like 3 hail mary's?

It sure as hell ain't 3 male hairys.

 

[AvatarS]

my word, but you people are slow.

 

[Datura]

my word, but you people are slow.

Come to think of it, you are the perfect height for this topic.

 

[syntax]

my word, but you people are slow.

Something was said...not good. What was it?
"Don't yell at Homer!" No, that's OK. What was it? ...Slow!
They called you slow!

 

[Mila]

HAHAHAHA

legendary

my C**ks big

Yes I am slow!!!!

 

[Viper25]

This thread has evolved quite a bit

 

[Datura]

This thread has evolved quite a bit

And managed to stay on topic. For the most part anyway...

 

[MickeyD]

And feel sorry for anyone named Mike Hunt...

 

[AvatarS]

Something was said...not good. What was it?
"Don't yell at Homer!" No, that's OK. What was it? ...Slow!
They called you slow!

It's those tv networks.

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

Quickly, say "Mike Hoxbig" 3 times!

Took a while for you guys to catch on

 

[wise_guy]

Its a good thing you're not Hoxbeeg otherwise you'd be 'Talented' Mexican.