I cannot get my thing up!

To make certain that there is no serious problem, try another washing machine first.;):D
Normally it only happens much later in life after a lot of wear and tear.

This is another a reason to stop smoking as this also restricts your plumbing.
 
Greylid said:
I heard that the reaon for the Morning glory thing has somthing to do with getting your blood circulation around your body going in the morning when you wake up
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LOL, If that was the case.. men would always walk around "erect"

Its real name is "Nocturnal Penile Tumescence". As too the real reason though.. Doctors dont seem to know what causes it. :confused::confused: I think its just how us men "work" :D
 
This is not meant to be rude, but are you able to, um, spank it? choke it? beat the meat? polish your helmet?
 
DJStealth said:
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Yadayadayada... its all your tranny posts confusing my mind. :p
 
It's stress. Caused by your financial situation. So...

"Tighten your belt. And stop trying to compete with Mr Jones!"

You will be right as rain within the week :)
 
I noticed that pr0n helps a lot when you have a lousy looking girlfriend. On the other hand are you using drugs like crack, heroin, maryjane, ex? I found that when using dope and booze I couldn't perform much. Lastly, two things, have you considered that you are maybe gay and like some man meat or maybe are like a tranny cross dresser type. Seriously, maybe try going the other way for a week or so and see if it works for you. I have known several dudes who swore that they hated the homo scene only to become homo's. ...could also be a race thingy. I for one have found black woman to be quite a lot more enthusiastic, I say if you can't beat em join and then #@$% em in the ^^0*!
 
BTech said:
I noticed that pr0n helps a lot when you have a lousy looking girlfriend. On the other hand are you using drugs like crack, heroin, maryjane, ex? I found that when using dope and booze I couldn't perform much. Lastly, two things, have you considered that you are maybe gay and like some man meat or maybe are like a tranny cross dresser type. Seriously, maybe try going the other way for a week or so and see if it works for you. I have known several dudes who swore that they hated the homo scene only to become homo's. ...could also be a race thingy. I for one have found black woman to be quite a lot more enthusiastic, I say if you can't beat em join and then #@$% em in the ^^0*!
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:eek: D-A-M-N!
 
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