Do any of these things.
Get divorced with shared children.
That's a changing thing my friend. I've had a number of friends who lived/live with their dad's and not mom's because the fathers were more financially stable, or better parents... The courts have become waaaaaay more fair, and to a point where that statement is becoming wrong!
Let your wife slap you every day of your life. Slap her back once.
Um, domestic abuse is abuse regardless of who deals the slap. If a girl slaps you at a bar, you can charge her for assault, because it is... Guys are just too 'manly' to do it
. Also, you'll have a bad rep for the rest of your life
.
Decide you don't want your unborn child aborted , while she does.
That's a moral thing, just get a court order? I dunno about that. However, you aren't carrying that sucker around in your boep, so there's reason there. Just use a bloody condom
Try and demand your pregnant woman take a paternity test.
Cough-court order... But you should have trusted your partner before you started putting your snake in unprotected places.
Flirt with a woman at work who you don't realise finds you repulsive.
There's nothing wrong with courtship... but things like the wolf whistle are sexual harassment... In any case, there's two things I have to say about this: 1stly, if you can't read the signs of a girl not interested in you, and worse, to that level, you didn't live life when you were younger
.
2nd : flirting with a person you work with is always bad recipe
, it's like dating in school
.
Have a woman pinch your bum at work and moan about it.
Lol, is this the same girl
. In any case, you could file for sexual harassment because it is... they'll laugh at you, but hey, if you are hard up - or lack there of, over it, then you have a case
. Otherwise, just tell the girl to piss off... Also, the reason for the way these things happen is because women-attractive women, are harassed consistently. Are you harassed consistently?
Have a woman attempt to stab you and go to the cops.
One of my dads friends was stabbed in the gut with a kitchen knife by his wife... He drove to the hospital with the knife in him, and she went to prison! lol
I could go on...but just start with doing those things and you will quickly find out what special rights woman have.