My current mess :(

Yeah, atleast lets give her credit for coming clean.She could have not told you a thing and you would have been none the wiser.

BS! She is pregnant and had to come clean - now she is picking the best person from those she slept with as a partner??!!! :mad:
 
BS! She is pregnant and had to come clean - now she is picking the best person from those she slept with as a partner??!!! :mad:

She didn't HAVE to do sh#t.

She could've strung him along for years before the truth finally comes out, if ever. Obviously she is trying to butter up the shag most suited for looking after the kid, human nature.
 
Ouch, it's really unfortunate that you went out with one of those whores :( If I were you, I would make that biatch pay for what she did. Revenge is best when it's served cold.
 
Been there dude, feels crappy but you're better off for sure as long as the kid is not yours. You'll find a better long term partner because of this...
 
to be sure most doctors and nurses talk about how far along they are and that is calculated from date of expected menstruation(missed).
example conception date is 31st of October 2013. last date expected menstruation 14 November. when you go to for first check up on the 30th november they say she is two weeks along.
so whatever the doc say its roughly two weeks more than that to pin point conception. if three weeks after being her she is three weeks pregnant its not you. You can worry if she was 1 week pregnant.
 
He only married 6 times. Arty wants me to marry before I bang. I'd spend Fridays in church and mondays in divorces court.
/snip.

That is 52 fscks per annum... Enough for you?

EDIT: Make that 51 - there is Christmas period ... spend it with family and friends
 
jeez.. good luck dude. Hope the kid is not yours, and get rid of the friend.

Go for STD/Aids test...
 
That is 52 fscks per annum... Enough for you?

EDIT: Make that 51 - there is Christmas period ... spend it with family and friends

So I go into Pick 'n Pay and they have tampons on sale with red bells on the strings. I ask the manager WTF? and he replies they're for the christmas period. :D

And no, it is not enough. Arthur's premise - while respectful and honorable and all that - is simply not realistic anymore and it is terribly naive. But this is not the thread for that debate...
 
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