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[SinghDude]

Lol. You mentioned Soto (which I took to mean Kyriagos) and Carroll, then Alan said in the his next post "and the Greek", to which I said that you had mentioned him.

What a delightful bundle of confusion.



Difference is, I don't randomly insult people, just those who are irritating and always think they're right. For instance: Is Dalglish English? Is Ayala a Liverpool player? You keep arguing, but it's clear you know nothing.

MEH.


Like smokey suggested, try cricket commentary. It suits your style man.

 

[RanzB]

MEH.


Like smokey suggested, try cricket commentary. It suits your style man.

Like I suggested, take your meds. And make sure to include a laxative to get that stick out your ass.

 

[SinghDude]

Lol. You mentioned Soto (which I took to mean Kyriagos) and Carroll, then Alan said in the his next post "and the Greek", to which I said that you had mentioned him.

What a delightful bundle of confusion.



Difference is, I don't randomly insult people, just those who are irritating and always think they're right. For instance: Is Dalglish English? Is Ayala a Liverpool player? You keep arguing, but it's clear you know nothing.

Footballing knowledge ? Yeah right. Here's a prude who a week ago stated Torres isnt worth much after a dismal world cup. Yet he is snapped up for 50mill ? Clearly you have a better football brain than Carlo and CFC.

Dont even try to look back on what was quoted or not. You are a prude . FACT.

 

[smokey]

Like I suggested, take your meds. And make sure to include a laxative to get that stick out your ass.

There's a certain United fan from Russia who's not going to take kindly to that last bit mate...

 

[SinghDude]

Like I suggested, take your meds. And make sure to include a laxative to get that stick out your ass.

Will do, whilst i listen to your cricket commentary on ESPN.

 

[Alan]

How do you get two Indians to fight to the death?

 

[smokey]

How do you get two Indians to fight to the death?

Shuddup and don't get involved?

 

[SinghDude]

How sure you are i'm Indian ?

 

[smokey]

How sure are you that [-]are i[/-]I'm Indian ?

Fixed. Now someone might understand what you were trying to say. By the by, I'm not sure at all. I just like using first impressions and generalizations.

 

[dbecks]

How sure you are i'm Indian ?

Singh, Dude comon... (see what I did there)

 

[RanzB]

There's a certain United fan from Russia who's not going to take kindly to that last bit mate...

Footballing knowledge ? Yeah right. Here's a prude who a week ago stated Torres isnt worth much after a dismal world cup. Yet he is snapped up for 50mill ? Clearly you have a better football brain than Carlo and CFC.

Dont even try to look back on what was quoted or not. You are a prude . FACT.

Please look up the word 'prude'. You're using it wrong. Also, please quote me where I said Torres isn't worth much. If you can't, you again prove that you're either a liar or a little off in the head.

Go on then...

How do you get two Indians to fight to the death?

Wait, I know this joke.. It goes, Q: "how do you get two Indians to fight to the death"

A: Shut it Alan.

How sure you are i'm Indian ?

:wtf:

 

[SinghDude]

Fixed. Now someone might understand what you were trying to say. By the by, I'm not sure at all. I just like using first impressions and generalizations.

Oi, blimey..that sounds Scottish now.

 

[smokey]

Oi, blimey..that sounds Scottish now.

:erm:

First impression on a forum... forum name. Dude... sessly.

EDIT: AFAIK, blimey is English.

 

[SinghDude]

Prude
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


A prude (Old French prude meaning honourable woman)[1] is a person who is described as (or would describe themselves as) being concerned with decorum or propriety, significantly in excess of normal prevailing community standards. They may be perceived as being more uncomfortable than most with sexuality, nudity, alcohol, drug use or mischief.



Neah...thats YOU alright.

 

[SinghDude]

:erm:

First impression on a forum... forum name. Dude... sessly.

EDIT: AFAIK, blimey is English.

* was being sarcastic *

 

[RanzB]

Prude
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


A prude (Old French prude meaning honourable woman)[1] is a person who is described as (or would describe themselves as) being concerned with decorum or propriety, significantly in excess of normal prevailing community standards. They may be perceived as being more uncomfortable than most with sexuality, nudity, alcohol, drug use or mischief.



Neah...thats YOU alright.

Oh my Lord. Now I'm actually convinced that you're mentally ill.

Off this argument, I'm feeling guilty having a mental sparring contest with a retard

 

[SinghDude]

Oh my Lord. Now I'm actually convinced that you're mentally ill.

Off this argument, I'm feeling guilty having a mental sparring contest with a retard

Dont say the lords name in vain. Even that wont get you a job on Sky or the BBC.

 

[SinghDude]

Shuddup and don't get involved?

spoken in the Queens English , mate ?

 

[RanzB]

Dont say the lords name in vain. Even that wont get you a job on Sky or the BBC.

OK, OK, settle down... Sssshhhhh... It's OK...

 

[smokey]

spoken in the Queens English , mate ?

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