Official Newcastle United thread

Typical Newcastle thread, full of hooligans fighting...:p:whistle:
 
SinghDude said:
Where is the English etiqutte MR ?

" I am waiting for a DJ "

..much more appropriate !
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I'm not waiting for a DJ. I'm waiting for DJ...

That said, the form I used is generally accpeted Internet speech so you have nothing to complain about.
 
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Sell Carroll! Buy Insomnia!

That the Toon had any fight left in them is ridiculous given the mesmeric performance of their hierarchy this week. Ashley's resolve to keep Andy Carroll lasted all of five minutes on deadline day when Liverpool unleashed a stink bomb of his favourite scent - cash smeared in hot dog juice - under his nose. At which point, Carroll was bundled into Mike's helicopter having been instructed to hand in a transfer request, so the club could try and appease their enraged fans.

Stage two was to get their Sky Sports mouthpiece, David Craig, a man who clearly sold all his journalistic principles to Sports Direct for peanuts, to spin events more than Alastair Campbell in his pomp. The club were ''reluctant'' to let him go and fans will ''surely understand'', he whined, pathetically, like the stooge he is.

Then with just hours left until the deadline and their talismanic striker on his way out, Newcastle realised they might need a replacement. So they tried to sign a left winger. Not just any left winger, a left winger who left the club two years previously because the senile manager Ashley employed got his name wrong and prompted his exit. Not only that, they offered double what they sold him for. How does this man ever make money?

The final insult for Toon fans was laid bare when loyal fans who had forked out for the club's official 2010 calendar flipped the page on February 1 to be greeted by the face of the man who'd just left. As is so often the case with Newcastle, you just couldn't make it up.
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I would love to know
 
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