Power Balance admits no science behind bracelets

Mila said:
I just do not get why you think calling someone an Idiot is hostile. It's a fact. not a hostile fact a farking funny one :D
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Indeed. Idiocy is a state of being. Can't exactly go ahead and insult someone for pointing the hideous wart on their nose, now can you? Sure, it's insensitive but hardly insulting unless you're degrading them for it... Which raises the problem here, how can you degrade these people any more than they have successfully degraded themselves?

Oh, I know... Slap a large L sign on their foreheads. Actually, don't they make a Power Balance headband? Problem solved--don them in the whole set of accessories.
 
I see they are removing all the negative comments on their Facebook page.

Nice.

Remember kids: It's only censorship if the government does it... :/
 
Murphy's law no 27:

"It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money"
 
Guys the article says that they offering refunds, but is that also in South Africa or just Australia? My dad brought one.....
 
Post repeated with extreme gratitude to 'watkykjy' !!!!

Die beste kans dat die armband jou lyf gaan balanseer is wanneer jy hom gaan vas staple aan daai stukkie vleis tussen jou ballas en jou hol sodat hy mooi simmetries in die middel hang – daar by jou "tjommie" of jou "goos". Hang nou 'n baksteen van die ding af en staan stil. Jy check? Jy ***ken balance. -handeklap- Mooi man! Wag nou so drie dae vir die Power Balance om jou wond te heel. As jou hol afval van infeksie, dan werk die donnerse ding nie regtig nie.
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http://www.watkykjy.co.za/page/5/
 
Nicko said:
Guys the article says that they offering refunds, but is that also in South Africa or just Australia? My dad brought one.....
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They're offering refunds... in Australia. Besides, the local version that your dad most likely ended up with does f'all with the aid of negative ions, which is... like... totally different. So it doesn't apply to them. :rolleyes:
 
What's the harm? From facebook:
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Tertia Combrink My mom has been neglected during her long stay in Steve Biko and Pta West. She is 85 yrs and has been bedridden since her operation on 1 Nov. Do you think the t4 probalance would assist her to start walking again.
22 December 2010 at 20:12 ·
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Pro balance Hi Tertia, The bracelet has different time spans on different people. Try it! I believe it will help.
23 December 2010 at 07:04 ·
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That. That is the harm. Shameless ****ers.
 
dabbler said:
Why bother with a power bracelet...I bend forks with my mind ;)
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enigma243 said:
Lucky you. Be sure to inform her that the majority of the population view her as a dolt thanks to the strap on her wrist.
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Sure, but she has probably made more money while having fun than you.
Science might not have all the answers, but it has given us all the answers we have.
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I doubt that very much.
 
A fool and his money are soon parted so far the are 6979 of them and counting
 
Go and google, Penn and Teller Bull**** 8 seasons 85 episodes, it will open your eyes
 
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