Snoring - how to stop

[Hamster]

Let your lady fall asleep first.

 

[Polymathic]

Then get a philips airfryer!

Unless you're deep frying veg everyday an airfryer is not going to make much difference to your daily calorie intake.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

odd comment to make.

Your brain will randomly remind you of it throughout the day

Your welcome.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Unless you're deep frying veg everyday an airfryer is not going to make much difference to your daily calorie intake.

lies!

/takes out black candles, fills the cup with virgin blood and finally draws a pentagram to summon the expert: @Jean Claude Vaaldamme

 

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[maxxis]

Same boat.

The mouth guard thing works to an extent but eventually you stop biting down on it and your jaw drops and sags again. It is also hellishly uncomfortable. Jaw pain and sore teeth.

ENT is my next step.

 

[Zophos]

 

[Magnum]

Fool proof way.

And mic. When you snore the Speaker will gently remind you to stop.

 

[Thugscub]

A hosepipe and some duct tape. Duct tape the hosepipe to your mouth the other end of the pipe to your poophol. The pressure then equalises after a while. Depending on which end builds up the most pressure it all blasts out of your nose. End of snoring.
Seriously try sleeping on your stomach.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

A hosepipe and some duct tape. Duct tape the hosepipe you your mouth the other end of the pipe to your poophol. The pressure then equalises after a while. Depending on which end builds up the most pressure it all blasts out of your nose. End of snoring.
Seriously try sleeping on your stomach.

Meh.

 

[Superjakes]

I used to snore quite badly before getting a CPAP machine. There was really a huge improvement after I started using it. It will not be the solution to everybody's snoring, though.

 

[United_90]

Do not sleep :/

 

[dualmeister]

A lot of people said a CPAP machine made their life 200% better.

However you will never get laid again.

 

[Tabac]

However you will never get laid again.

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@PoppieChoffel is into this stuff. Ask her or go look in the Tattoo thread.

 

[RedViking]

However you will never get laid again.

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Get laid while you sleeping is just weird.....

 

[grok]

Get laid while you sleeping is just weird.....

Sometimes illegal too..

 

[pinball wizard]

However you will never get laid again.

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Use the micro.

 

[dualmeister]

Use the micro.

Hell no. It will turn me brown

 

[pinball wizard]

Hell no. It will turn me brown

I don't mind that as much as the fact that it also makes you bald.

 

[Herr der Verboten]

Hell no. It will turn me brown

I don't mind that as much as the fact that it also makes you bald.

Just a small price to pay. However, they say once you've gone brown...