LOL.
I have been owning VW's since 1980. My wife too, since 1984. We've always had 2 x VWs in our garage at any given time
Our cars last longer than 10 years, and are sold because of desire, rather than necessity. And no-one could ever accuse either of us as typical geriatric drivers to this day - on the contrary ... However, care and maintenance is a given.
One poor experience with a vehicle can put you off any particular brand, but more than one of the same brand? You must be doing something wrong!