The Handshake

Shaking hands is disgusting. If a person wants to shake hands I usually say "Nothin' personal boet, I just don't like shaking hands."

If someone had to say that to me I'd think they're a weirdo with OCD or something. At the very least anti-social.

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Yup, I don't like much people (family mostly, and work grunts also)to be honest cos most of them are ****'es or behave like Paul the Main Man.
 
Maybe I'm just overthinking it, but the entire notion of grasping someone's hand and then both of you moving your hands up and down is very odd.
Some traditions die hard it seems. However I don't mind shaking hands, but then it needs to extend to women too...it always feels awkward shaking the dudes hand while just saying 'hi' to the chick, especially when it's a couple you don't really know / are meeting for the first time. So if a couple - then I try and shake both or none at all.
 
Maybe I'm just overthinking it, but the entire notion of grasping someone's hand and then both of you moving your hands up and down is very odd.

No need to move it up and down, just a grip will do.

It's a simple gesture to indicate that you are allowing someone else to enter your personal space/bubble and you are basically giving them approval to do so by doing the same.

Obviously your personal space is off limits...which in my mind makes you a weirdo.


A hug is really the same thing and a kiss more so...but I'm sure those will make you go absolutely insane.
 
No need to move it up and down, just a grip will do.

It's a simple gesture to indicate that you are allowing someone else to enter your personal space/bubble and you are basically giving them approval to do so by doing the same.

Obviously your personal space is off limits...which in my mind makes you a weirdo.


A hug is really the same thing and a kiss more so...but I'm sure those will make you go absolutely insane.

It's amazing the amount of BS you can conjure out of thin air. I say I don't see the point in shaking hands and that I don't like shaking strangers' filthy paws and you automatically surmise that I don't want people in my personal space or freak out from hugs and kisses.

Keep on coming up with BS. It's actually rather funny watching you try to have a dig at my character.
 
Personally, I don't like to shake the hands of males. So if an acquaintance shakes my husband's hand, I will take a step back and just give a small wave and say hello. This has worked well for me.

It has nothing to do with germs, it's just my personal preference.
 
@Zewp: Is saving yourself from a dirty paw worth the refusal of the social glue that someone offers you? I mean I'd rather shake hands and expose myself to a negligible amount of germs which have a very small chance of affecting me than declining a handshake which they've offered without ill intent.

That said - I do still find handshakes silly for the most part.
 
Sheesh lots of neurotic people here. Who of you have ever gotten sick from a handshake or touching some surface?

Me! Cholera, not fun at all. But that was one surface from the BILLIONS I have ever touched so statistically it's irrelevant:)

Stop whining how dirty everything is and shake the mans hand, it's a sign of respect... If someone refuses to shake my hand they'll immediately drop a few pegs in approval rating.

As for greeting women, honestly who the **** knows! If they're around my age it's a hug, if they're older they do the kiss thing which is just weird and if they're much younger it's hands in pockets and avert gaze so daddy doesn't smack you.
 
@Zewp: Is saving yourself from a dirty paw worth the refusal of the social glue that someone offers you? I mean I'd rather shake hands and expose myself to a negligible amount of germs which have a very small chance of affecting me than declining a handshake which they've offered without ill intent.

That said - I do still find handshakes silly for the most part.

As I said, I still shake people's hands because that's the social custom. I'd just prefer not to because it's disgusting and I don't see the point in it.
 
It's amazing the amount of BS you can conjure out of thin air. I say I don't see the point in shaking hands and that I don't like shaking strangers' filthy paws and you automatically surmise that I don't want people in my personal space or freak out from hugs and kisses.

Keep on coming up with BS. It's actually rather funny watching you try to have a dig at my character.

Oh don't be so sensitive.

Your the weirdo who doesn't want to shake people's hands after all, surely you are used to a bit of criticism for it?
 
Oh don't be so sensitive.

Your the weirdo who doesn't want to shake people's hands after all, surely you are used to a bit of criticism for it?

You're the wierdo for wanting to shake a strangers appendage. Let us criticise you for your eager approval to fit in to society and be a good sheep and follow social norms.
 
You're the wierdo for wanting to shake a strangers appendage. Let us criticise you for your eager approval to fit in to society and be a good sheep and follow social norms.

This isn't one of those arbitrary social norms though. Shaking hands has a purpose.
 
It's amazing the amount of BS you can conjure out of thin air. I say I don't see the point in shaking hands and that I don't like shaking strangers' filthy paws and you automatically surmise that I don't want people in my personal space or freak out from hugs and kisses.

Keep on coming up with BS. It's actually rather funny watching you try to have a dig at my character.

I don't see why his assumption? Pretty logical to me.

Then again I didn't get a degree learning about OCD people.
 
Oh don't be so sensitive.

Your the weirdo who doesn't want to shake people's hands after all, surely you are used to a bit of criticism for it?

There's a difference between criticising me not enjoying the gesture of shaking hands and surmising all other kinds of BS based on that.
 
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