Things that please you...

[flarkit]

Financial chappie comes and show me an email purported to be from our CEO, asking to pay a supplier.

Email address gave it all away, it is a scam. No monies have been paid yet.

So I told the finances guy to absolutely waste the scammer's time, make up all sorts of excuses and just string him along.

This pleases me greatly.

"We'll make payment as soon as you fax through certified copies of the vendor's tax registration certificate, ID, proof of address, the invoice for goods and services provided". Then provide a valid fax number in Nigeria.

 

[Polly101]

This pleases me greatly.

"We'll make payment as soon as you fax through certified copies of the vendor's tax registration certificate, ID, proof of address, the invoice for goods and services provided". Then provide a valid fax number in Nigeria.

please post transcripts of the conversations! That would please me

 

[FiestaST]

This comment by @Rouxenator

The 7 South African tech executives at Davos 2020

The World Economic Forum Annual Meeting in Davos kicks off today, and several high-profile South African tech executives are attending the event.

mybroadband.co.za

 

[PhreakBoy]

The amount of January birthdays in my circle - likely the most valid reason not to get any of them a gift.

 

[PhreakBoy]

Cancelled my DSTV subscription now.

 

[The_Librarian]

Cancelled my DSTV subscription now.

Well done.

Did they try to keep you on as a customer?

 

[PhreakBoy]

Well done.

Did they try to keep you on as a customer?

He asked why I'm cancelling and I told him I got fibre and Netflix and it's a 10th of the price. Think he realised it would be futile.

 

[PhreakBoy]

Explaining the benefits of a TFSA to someone else

 

[John_Phoenix]

A nice piece of Kudu, Gemsbok or Springbok, Medium pan fried in butter.

 

[Rouxenator]

Now that's what I call WiFi.

 

[Binary_Bark]

It's Friday & it's PayDay

 

[Sinbad]

Now that's what I call WiFi.

View attachment 773544

 

[ArmatageShanks]

A nice piece of Kudu, Gemsbok or Springbok, Medium pan fried in butter.

Bliksem.

 

[PhreakBoy]

Birthday parties

 

[The_Librarian]

Birthday parties

With lots of nice things to eat.

 

[PhireSide]

Read-only Friday

 

[dualmeister]

It's Friday & it's PayDay

I only get paid on the 28th

 

[dualmeister]

When you go to a function at your kids school and meet a new bunch of drinking buddies.

 

[backstreetboy]

Sprite Cucumber and Gin.

 

[TribbleZA]

When you go to the school and the deputy principal tells you that your son is a changed man and she is very impressed with him.
Yes, we had several disciplinaries last year .