think Im gonna date a fat chick

Billy Connelly tells a joke about explaining a black eye to his mates. He picked up a girl in a bar that he described as quite fat. Back at her place and on the job he chirps, 'Hey I can see my house from up here.' - result = black eye.

If you are with a fat girl and she asks if her dress or jeans make her look fat. What do you answer?
 
lol, don't be daft bru ...fat chicks will require more upkeep since they eat a lot more than ordinary-looking women. Also, they smell worse since they're FAT.
 
Shaun108 said:
lol, don't be daft bru ...fat chicks will require more upkeep since they eat a lot more than ordinary-looking women. Also, they smell worse since they're FAT.
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i dont think theyre talking about obese chicks, just chicks with a lil extra meat ...

smell comes down to hygene and you wouldn't date a chick fat\thin with bad hygene in any case
 
ryu said:
i dont think theyre talking about obese chicks, just chicks with a lil extra meat ...

smell comes down to hygene and you wouldn't date a chick fat\thin with bad hygene in any case
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yeah.. I already have the harbour down here in cape town to contend with... :erm:
 
How about dating someone for who they are not for what they look like? Personality goes a lot further than looks/weight. Sure I know we get interested in people because of how they look so be different lol, talk to them regardless of looks and see if you like who they are....
 
Dating fat chicks is like riding scooters, it's all fun until your friends see you riding it.
Remember the enos ;)
 
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Nick333 said:
That only works if they're really ugly and they know it and are grateful for the attention. As soon as you give a so-so chick some attention it go's to her head and shes just as bad as a hotty.
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That is very true and in some cases the girl will be worse :wtf:

My current gf on the other hand is extremely sexy and she's got a great personality as well, always game for sports.

Don't do the fatty thing. One of my mates once got drunk and went home with a fatty. The following day he was singing: The Parlotones - Giant mistake

:D
 
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Fat chicks should be able to cook a decent meal though
 
Make sure she is as awesome as this chick.

[video=youtube;mTC4QVGLg9o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTC4QVGLg9o[/video]
 
Do you know why fat chicks give the best blowjobs? Because they're always hungry.
Seriously though, I wouldn't date a fat chick ever again. The fact that they're fat means that they can't take care of themself and that they don't value their health. Short-term, drunk one-night stand, sure. Long term, no thanks. And the self-esteem issues, my god, don't get me started. It's really not worth it. Let fat people date other fat people.
 
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depends on your definition of normal and fat.
 
Waaib said:
If you are with a fat girl and she asks if her dress or jeans make her look fat. What do you answer?
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You just tell her that it has nothing to do with the jeans whatsoever...
 
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