Ulcer in mouth

[Grant]

Originally Posted by Zewp
So this is a bit of a weird (and gross) story. I was chewing my penis a few days back (bad habit of mine) and my arm slipped off the desk . . .

and now today:

This morning I barely noticed it. It's definitely smaller and still throbs a little,

 

[hellfire]

Andolex C Mouth Gel - it's awesome. Clears up mouth ulcers in super quick time!

 

[AthenianOwl]

and now today:

Lol

 

[modern10]

Andolex C Mouth Gel - it's awesome. Clears up mouth ulcers in super quick time!
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You wouldn't believe how long I've been looking for that.

 

[medicnick83]

Disprin will leave a foul taste in the mouth

You don't want to use Disprin if you have ulcers... will cause it to bleed and bleed and bleed... Disprin/Asprin is a Anticoagulant.

 

[Zewp]

Andolex C Mouth Gel - it's awesome. Clears up mouth ulcers in super quick time!

Thanks, I'll keep it in mind for if I ever get another ulcer.

 

[Mortymoose]

Whisky.... Neat whisky, hold it in your mouth against the ulcer, till your gums go numb, then spoeg out.... Make sure it's a good whisky...

 

[medicnick83]

Whisky.... Neat whisky, hold it in your mouth against the ulcer, till your gums go numb, then spoeg out.... Make sure it's a good whisky...

Are you mad?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?

 

[Garson007]

Coke actually works pretty nice for punctures that turn into ulcers. Not so much for normal ones. I have a reoccuring chronic problem with these little ****s. They ruin entire weeks.

 

[Mortymoose]

Are you mad?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?

What's wrong ? Are you a man or a mouse.... Growing up in a Scottish household, the cure for everything involved whisky... I had an ulcer when I was seven, Jock gave me whisky... Worked like a bomb.... Wen you had flu, hot whisky, sugar.... If you had a hangover, whisky.... Get married, whisky... Bury dead folk, whisky, run out of blitz to light the fire, whisky, cut yourself, need anti spetic, whisky, repair scratched cd's, whisky, Head office looking ugly in the morning? Whisky....

What can't it do?

 

[nightjar]

o.o

Good Australian muti (no human body parts)

 

[Indigogirl]

What's wrong ? Are you a man or a mouse.... Growing up in a Scottish household, the cure for everything involved whisky... I had an ulcer when I was seven, Jock gave me whisky... Worked like a bomb.... Wen you had flu, hot whisky, sugar.... If you had a hangover, whisky.... Get married, whisky... Bury dead folk, whisky, run out of blitz to light the fire, whisky, cut yourself, need anti spetic, whisky, repair scratched cd's, whisky, Head office looking ugly in the morning? Whisky....

What can't it do?

Och aye the noo! Aye'll drink tae tha' laddie!!

 

[Mortymoose]

Och aye the noo! Aye'll drink tae tha' laddie!!

Slanche'

 

[Electric]

What's wrong ? Are you a man or a mouse.... Growing up in a Scottish household, the cure for everything involved whisky... I had an ulcer when I was seven, Jock gave me whisky... Worked like a bomb.... Wen you had flu, hot whisky, sugar.... If you had a hangover, whisky.... Get married, whisky... Bury dead folk, whisky, run out of blitz to light the fire, whisky, cut yourself, need anti spetic, whisky, repair scratched cd's, whisky, Head office looking ugly in the morning? Whisky....

What can't it do?

Spitting is the wrong part.
Just swallow.