Look at this for a joke!! :
[ZA] - Winmails01.cpt.wa.co.za - Outage 2013/05/22 15:33:49
We are commencing with the emergency maintenance. We expect downtime to be less than 30 minutes. We will provide further updates as soon as services are restored.
We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
[ZA] - Winmails01.cpt.wa.co.za - Outage
Published: 2013/05/22 14:30:39
We will be performing emergency maintenance at around 15h30. A notification will be posted when this maintenance begins.
We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
[ZA] - Winmails01.cpt.wa.co.za - Outage
Published: 2013/05/22 11:45:11
We are continuing to investigate authentication issues experienced by some users.
We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
[ZA] - Winmails01.cpt.wa.co.za - Outage
Published: 2013/05/22 09:14:49
Engineers are still investigating intermittent authentication issues some users continue to experience.
[ZA] - Winmails01.cpt.wa.co.za - Outage
Published: 2013/05/22 07:16:46
We have noticed authentication issues on the server, we are currently investigating this.
[ZA] - Winmails01.cpt.wa.co.za - Outage
Published: 2013/05/21 21:40:18
The filesystem check took much longer than originally anticipated.
All services have been restored. We will however continue to monitor the server closely.
[ZA] - Winmails01.cpt.wa.co.za - Outage
Published: 2013/05/21 14:47:12
The server is currently running a filesystem check. We will update as soon as this operation has been completed.
We apologise for any inconvenience caused.
[ZA] - Winmails01.cpt.wa.co.za - Outage
Published: 2013/05/21 14:07:15
The hardware replacement has been completed. We will update shortly regarding service restoration.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused.
[ZA] - Winmails01.cpt.wa.co.za - Outage
Published: 2013/05/21 12:06:31
The hardware replacement is taking longer than expected. Our engineers are working to resolve the issue as soons as possible.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused.
[ZA] - Winmails01.cpt.wa.co.za - Outage
Published: 2013/05/21 09:51:03
Our engineers are on site replacing hardware, ETR is 90 minutes.
[ZA] - Winmails01.cpt.wa.co.za - Outage
Published: 2013/05/21 08:14:30
We have isolated the issue to hardware failure, we are in the process of replacing the hardware.
[ZA] - Winmails01.cpt.wa.co.za - Outage
Published: 2013/05/21 07:03:41
Date: 21 May 2013
Attending: Server Administrators
Impact: All mail domains hosted on this server are currently inaccessible.
We apologise for any inconvenience caused.
