Hey guys the other day a restaurant asked me if I wanted some free food. They're testing some new recipes before they put them on the new menu so they said because they are busy testing ingredients, what I get might not reflect the final meal.
I sat down and noticed all the utensils were there. There were knives specifically for cutting fish, smearing butter, cutting thick steaks - fantastic! I sure was in for a treat.
The cook emerged from the kitchen with a big platter, steam being released from the freshly baked bread. I could see steak, potatoes, french fries and lamb shank.
"Oh my god!" I thought. This is sure my lucky day. The cook placed the platter down infront of me and asked me to dig in. And in I digged.
After gnawing off a huge chunk from the steak, I noticed something odd. THIS STEAK TASTED LIKE DOG POOP!
"What the hell, cook? Why does the steak taste like dog poop?" I screamed. "Sir, the food is free and we are still testing the ingredients. If you wanted good tasting food then go to a restaurant where you pay for food."
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Just because I'm getting free food doesn't excuse the cook from using dog turds as the main ingredient.
edit: look, no offense to webafrica for giving us this trial. My beef is with all you fanboys trying to blame the bad connectivity on everything but webafrica. Seriously, stop it.