ArtyLoop
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The Corsa really wanted to be a French car.
Luckily it didn't become one... because French cars are shyte
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The Corsa really wanted to be a French car.
Luckily it didn't become one... because French cars are shyte
By the amount of Corsa B problems in this here forum I think it breaks down like a French car
it was cheap and badly made, if they badged it as a Citroen or a Peugeot nobody would ever know.
The Corsa will soon be a Peugeot![]()
By the amount of Corsa B problems in this here forum I think it breaks down like a French car
so confusing, who designed this S**box control, I mean why?
did they do it as some kind of cruel joke to anybody who drove GM sh***box?
I mean surely when it was all planned and worked out, somebody put a lot of thought into where controls must go.
why did they hide switches in funny places like that?
I thought only Citroen did weird Sh** like that?
It's anointing
By the amount of Corsa B problems in this here forum I think it breaks down like a French car
Rumour has it if you pull that light out and plug it in upside down into it's slot your car can be started without it's key![]()
Anointing?
The religion thread is that way --> https://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/960727-Midrand-restaurants-what-is-happening
Like most things age comes with its own idiosyncrasies, but mine, 12 years old with 107 000km on the clock the only issues I have had is one wheel bearing replacement and one manifold pressure sensor, I kid you not that's it. Then I had an accident that broke most of everything but that's not the car's fault.
well at least it drove up to now, how did you cope with the length of the front doors?
when I had one as a rental, I kept trying to park not next to somebody to not scratch another car, those doors are a mile long...
another dumb design feature.

Yeah they are very long, and very heavy for some reason but it does look kinda good. I have a tight parking space with a wall on the drivers side, as a result they look like this, still need to figure out how I'm going to fix it as some are quite deep.
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proposed name, Peugeot .001
Yeah they are very long, and very heavy for some reason but it does look kinda good. I have a tight parking space with a wall on the drivers side, as a result they look like this, still need to figure out how I'm going to fix it as some are quite deep.
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eish, those look nasty,
what about those reflectors with bumpers on them you buy at autozone?
car is so tiny, but the doors are so long, who thought that would be a good idea?
why cant they have gone with doors like the one Renault I once saw,
it was cheap and badly made, if they badged it as a Citroen or a Peugeot nobody would ever know.
A Corsa B is a legend, what was badly made about it? Mine is tougherer than a Hilux, way over 200km, with a suspension that can carry a load of tiles without breaking a sweat. A proper NA 1.4 engine, less than 900kg kerb weight, it is a decent car, nothing wrong about it.