Why Dating Today Is Nearly Impossible

Wut said:
Does the elephant's trunk wrinkle with the fat rolls?
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I don't know which is more brilliant, the fact that you thought about that, or the fact that she might have.
 
RaptorSA said:
Jirre ouens.
With most movies these days being as k@k as they are, I find myself scrolling through Tinder sometimes while something plays in the background. Obviously it's just for entertainment, dating apps are cancer if you actually think you're going to get something out of it.

But, I just need to get this off my chest:

Girls, the mad rush in the past ~20 or so years to tattoo the living crap out of yourselves really did a number on you.
The women look utterly atrocious, even the good-looking ones who thought it was a great idea to turn themselves into multicoloured clowns... and it doesn't take much time to realise you're kinda f**ed now, especially when they hit their 40's, there must be a reason ever second one is covered in bumper stickers and obviously still single.

No decent guy looking for anything other than a cheap f**k is going to go for some leathery sleeved boss b**h who looks like she spent her 20's leopard crawling through an oil spill.

I was wondering when this day would come and for me, it's here now. I'm actually seriously considering telling my nephew to get a loan and start a tattoo removal business as a sideline thing, the amount of regret money on the table in the coming years is going to be insane.
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Tattoos can mean two things, total bitch or chilled out, if they are chilled then tattoos are normally a harbinger of good things, open minded and easy to be with. The problem is the people that get tattoos to show off how “awesome” they are, it’s pretty much a material possession to them, just like a new pair of expensive shoes or similar.
 
airborne said:
Tattoos can mean two things, total bitch or chilled out, if they are chilled then tattoos are normally a harbinger of good things, open minded and easy to be with.
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If you need tattoo's to show you're "chilled out" (whatever the f**k that means?), you're a doorknob.

The only thing they're a harbinger of is the need for external validation or a fundamental unhealthy focus on one's looks and how others perceive you.... there are no ifs and buts about it. The men defending it on their behalf are usually easily manipulated or not intelligent enough to see the warning signs.

And while literally anyone can and does struggle with personal validation at some point in their lives, a serious and growing problem, not realising that and etching impulsivity into your skin is low IQ and embarrassing, in some cases not a deal-breaker, but it should be embarrassing or at the very least indicative of "low quality" thinking in potential mates.
End of story.

Luckily, the tides seem to be turning on that with the newer generation, so I don't have to convince anyone, they're seeing it for themselves by looking at the current crop who f*cked around and are now finding out.

The ability to control subjective impulsivity in a multi-decade consumer driven culture is becoming a massive selling point for many women, and their "regret" in many cases is a sign of that.
 
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RaptorSA said:
Jirre ouens.
With most movies these days being as k@k as they are, I find myself scrolling through Tinder sometimes while something plays in the background. Obviously it's just for entertainment, dating apps are cancer if you actually think you're going to get something out of it.

But, I just need to get this off my chest:

Girls, the mad rush in the past ~20 or so years to tattoo the living crap out of yourselves really did a number on you.
The women look utterly atrocious, even the good-looking ones who thought it was a great idea to turn themselves into multicoloured clowns... and it doesn't take much time to realise you're kinda f**ed now, especially when they hit their 40's, there must be a reason every second one is covered in bumper stickers and still single, even if they're attractive. The causation/correlation argument isn't even relevant, the tribe has spoken.

No decent guy looking for anything other than a cheap f**k is going to go for some leathery sleeved boss b**h who looks like she spent her 20's leopard crawling through an oil spill.

I was wondering when this day would come and for me, it's here now. I'm actually seriously considering telling my nephew to get a loan and start a tattoo removal business as a sideline thing, the amount of regret money on the table in the coming years is going to be insane.
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Just read your post.
Funny story, and I kid you not.
I actually had a date with woman, that's doing this.
Shes making a killing, removing tattoos

Apparently, the more the colours, the longer to remove.
 
Flojo said:
Just read your post.
Funny story, and I kid you not.
I actually had a date with woman, that's doing this.
Shes making a killing, removing tattoos

Apparently, the more the colours, the longer to remove.
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I actually did some Googling on this.
I'm being serious when I say it'll be a great side hustle income maker for years to come, and the machinery is not as expensive as I thought it would be.

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So roughly R270K to get started for a machine and training.


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Surely that money can be made back in no time.
I'd say a personal service where you can go to people's homes in dense suburban areas would be even better.

Like the "uber" of tattoo removal or something... put some slick advertising up (won't be hard compared to the k@k sites I see out there), do actual homework into search engine optimisation, take cheap 5kWh inverter and old LiFePO4 battery trolley so you can work even during load shedding, get a nice a woman with trusting face that needs a job trained up on your expense, and just let it rip.

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EDIT AGAIN:

straitsresearch.com

Tattoo Removal Market Size, Trends and Growth Analysis Report 2031

The global tattoo removal market size is expected to reach USD 1,550.87 million by 2031, Asia-Pacific Dominates the Global Market
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