Women developers

[rorz0r]

yes i can see how a stereotype can influence something like:

For i = 0 To j
j = 10
i = i - 1
Next i

That's a terrible way to write a loop. Are you sure you're not female?

 

[guest2013-1]

I made a point about woman being good at attention to detail. Its obvious you lack this ability (and the ability to read) - please re-read my threads aloud and very s-l-o-w-l-y before you post questions

Unfortunately they get lost in those details... or over complicate something unnecessarily. That's my experience.

 

[guest2013-1]

That's a terrible way to write a loop. Are you sure you're not female?

er, that's example code written by a female

 

[Necuno]

Unfortunately they get lost in those details... or over complicate something unnecessarily. That's my experience.

like this

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[guest2013-1]

like this

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Nope, like:
*start page*
<include file containing a function>

function wassuuuup(hello)
function_that_calls_the_function_in_the_included_file(hello)
end function
*end page

*include file containing the function
*start include
<include another file containing a function>
function function_that_calls_the_function_in_the_included_file(hello)
function_that_calls_the_function_in_the_OTHER_included_file(hello)
end function
*end include

*include another file containing a function
*start other include
function function_that_calls_the_function_in_the_OTHER_included_file(hello)
response.write hello
response.end
end function
*end other include





dont ask me why, but that's what a female programmer did, true story and multiple heart attacks from my side, still works like that to date because it's integrated in a system so complex we can't afford to change it and break something else


and if you were wondering


no, it wasn't commented so that it explains how the entire function fits together... even though there were comments on how you use it

 

[Murdoc]

wtf do developers know about women anyway
/runs and hides

 

[Quest10n]

Well women can make men develop and after awhile it all just flops, but they sure can develop

 

[dequadin]

wtf do developers know about women anyway
/runs and hides

Especially if they happen to be a Linux Developer

 

[rorz0r]

Lol, it's more like:

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[Necuno]

Lol, it's more like:

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[guest2013-1]

OR

F: Comment = "Guess what I did"
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[Veroland]

OR

M: Comment = "This method does X with the arguments Z and Y"
F: Comment = "This meth.. I wonder if I should go shopping in lunch time but I'm not sure if my shoes match my outfit"

 

[Kilgore_Trout_Redux]

The best team lead I've ever had was a woman. I've also worked with some excellent female developers.

I've also worked with a woman who was the most wildly unstable, vicious emotional human being on the planet. She was also morbidly obese and her hideousness curdled milk at 300 yards through a lead shield.

 

[-LiLiTh-]

Lol this just shows me that i should make you men take back your nasty nasty words

meanies lol

 

[debonair]

Common ladies defend yourselves... lol it seems to me that development is a man's world...

 

[Veroland]

Common ladies defend yourselves... lol it seems to me that development is a man's world...

Logical thinking is man's world I would say, that's why we always have to pack the car to make everything fit

 

[Necuno]

Logical thinking is man's world I would say, that's why we always have to pack the car to make everything fit

just depends which sex plays more [-]sextris[/-] tetris...

 

[Veroland]

just depends which sex plays more [-]sextris[/-] tetris...

I haven't seen the tetris position in the Kama sutra?

 

[RoloTomasi]

Wow, this is clearly the chauvinist thread then. Most companies I worked for, the top female developers had no problem competing with their male counterparts.

 

[guest2013-1]

"The PC is nasty to me" <-- heard on more on one occasion

The PC only does what you tell it to do... it doesn't have feelings...