Your favourite cuss words while driving?

Idiot, P0es, and mother****er. c**t is another one!

Aw man I get so much joy when I spot other motorists cursing :D:D
 
"I bet you that this is a black lady" Proceed to overtake for confirmation thereof(which is 99% accurate). Then because I would still like to contribute to myBB I cannot say what comes out of my mouth next.

Also I have a fair number of circles to and from work, which is a complete gamble. The ****ers cannot indicate, they just cannot! so you find everyone stopping at the circle just to make sure that they don't intend on turning
 
"I bet you that this is a black lady" Proceed to overtake for confirmation thereof(which is 99% accurate). Then because I would still like to contribute to myBB I cannot say what comes out of my mouth next.

I lol'd really hard at this... I'm also about 99% accurate.
 
V*kk*n D**s

By far my favorite. Not a day goes by without me yelling it out my car at least twice.

Second most uttered word: Do*ner*e K***** Taxi. ( Have to admit that this one has no place in society but that is how I have learned to name these minibus taxi's)
 
Lets just say I gain the ability to speak fluent french while driving...
 
What a puerile thread!

And after reading the title, 'Your favourite cuss words while driving? ', you thought it would be a mature or enlightening discussion of some sort or other so you decided to open the thread and, shock horror, saw all of this 'puerile' garbage. Get a life. Don't click if you have stuff all other than your 'greater than thou' bullschit to contribute.

Cheers.
 
This is mostly directed at Taxis and goes something like: Jou sleg p**s ka***r
 
And after reading the title, 'Your favourite cuss words while driving? ', you thought it would be a mature or enlightening discussion of some sort or other so you decided to open the thread and, shock horror, saw all of this 'puerile' garbage. Get a life. Don't click if you have stuff all other than your 'greater than thou' bullschit to contribute.

Cheers.

No I fully expected to see what I did see, hence the comment! And by the way, not even one original cuss!
 
Oh and actions speak louder than words, my favorite action being the double honk zap... toot toot so the offender looks your way then the zap.
 
I commonly use "You DUMB F**K!"

and when I am really pissed off, "You stupid C**NT*!"
 
Crud. Mine is suppose to read "D00s nipple". Mix it up with the languages.. This was invented in a moment of pure road rage. So I don't know what it means. I assume the closest thing would be the little man in the boat.
 
Top
Sign up to the MyBroadband newsletter
X