Your favourite cuss words while driving?

[slumdawg]

You Box usually works for me

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[ichigo]

So most of us do it when we get upset What's your favourite cuss words when somebody on the road pisses you off?

Mine are "bitch f$%ker", "your mom's twat" and "f$%king retard".

I hate swear words and never use them

all I say is you a stupid driver when someone does the wrong thing on the road

but my nephew who is 11 years old swears like crazy, which gets on my nerves, now I know where he learnt it from, you guys

 

[atomcrusher]

I guess I use various cuss words. If I stretch it to a full sentence it would usually contain the word 'taxi'

 

[bluejhb]

Twaat!
***** is thrown in the mix once if twice

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[wrathex]

'Dom Donner !' (when other driver does something stupid)
'benevolent retard ! ' (when other driver does something good, but I'm in a hurry)
'maar my got !' (when other driver does not indicate)
'bully !' (when 4x4 moves into my safety distance and obstructs my view)
'wtf we have a snail !' (when very slow driver in front)
'you selfish pig !' (when slow driver hogs lane while busy on cellphone)

All cussed in good humour, I don't really get riled up, but I do get frustrated

 

[satanboy]

... You Fuc**n P**s!!...

my favourite

or Dumb Fuc**ng Bitch

 

[MickeyD]

"Good Sport, Old Chap"


never works, so I resort to:


"You Dumb F**K"

 

[Jase]

I used to use all of the above but have since calmed down and I try not to cuss (especially with the kids in the car). I now just spew forth some random and often nonsensical sentances:

Here are a few:

'You son of a motherless goat' (when cut off)
'for crying in a bucket of congealed spit' (slow drivers)
'you're going so slow, we're all going backwards' (slow drivers)
'if you were any dumber, your ears would be flapping out the windows' (general idiotic driving)
'the little stick behind the steering wheel is not there for steering alignment' (lack of indicators)
'OH .... MY .... GRRRRRRREATNESS, did groendakkies get day passes today?' (total choas around me)
'Hey sunshine, sit down cause you're blinding me with your awesomeness' (total a$$holic driving)

 

[genetic]

you f***en c*nt!
F U you po*s!



Harsh, I know, but bad drivers irritate the living daylights out of me.

Or if I miss a turn off or something, it's usually "FFS" - sometimes my passengers, either friends or work colleges are astounded to see the other side of me!

 

[MickeyD]

Mine, as above, is usually followed by a chirp from the wife to which my reply is "Road rage se moer"!!

 

[LazyLion]

1) Darn it all to heck!
2) Gosh Darnit
3) MotherFlubber!
4) CopShudder!
5) Bullpucky!

* goes to wash mouth out with soap *

 

[KSINGH]

My 3yr old son has picked up phukken and idiot from the drive home. Not good.

 

[MickeyD]

Ampie is 'n beesboer. Goeie mens, uit een stuk gesny.

Hy het 'n seuntjie, wat ten tye van die episode sowat drie jaar oud was. 'n Regte klein bulletjie.

Volg sy pa soos 'n skaduwee oral op die plaas rond..

Sondag gaan hulle kerk toe. Eers vertrek Ma en Ouma met die motor...

Pa en seun is nog by die beeste besig, en hulle volg later met die bakkie.

Na die diens, by die tee drinkery, vertel Ma dat sy die Mercedes se uitlaat gehaak het, en dit klink nie te goed nie.

Ampie moet asseblief kyk of sy so kan huis toe ry.

Daar langs die kerksaal, trek hy sy swart baadjie uit, en seil onder die kar in. Seuntjie agterna. Nuuskierige omstanders ook.

Dominee vra: 'Hoe lyk dit broer Ampie?'

Die 3 jarige seuntjie loer onder uit: ' Die fotten ding is fattap!'

Geskokte stilte.

Dominee: 'Broer Ampie?'

Ampie (loer nie onder die kar uit nie): 'Dominee, ek is bevrees die kind is reg!'

 

[Grep]

For some reason I don't swear, no idea why, but it usually goes something like.....

Seriously?
You have got to be kidding me
Really?
Oh jeeziz
oh god

.... usually ends up with, lets have a look at the driver, .... NO WAYS, didn't expect that!

 

[Creature]

Oh jeeziz
oh god

Isn't that swearing??

 

[Stokstert]

It's just funny that most of the young guys, with relatively low post counts swear the most.
Cool down guys you will hopefully reach the age when others think the same of you.

On second thoughts you might be an irritation to other road users too, you just don't hear the others swearing at you because of the 1000W boom boom boxes in your car.

Suurstofdief .... ducks and runs.

 

[MickeyD]

On second thoughts you might be an irritation to other road users too, you just don't hear the others swearing at you because of the 1000W boom boom boxes in your car.

That's when hand signs come into play!

 

[zaozzie]

Everyone who replied to this thread. I nominate you.

 

[Tpex]

It's just funny that most of the young guys, with relatively low post counts swear the most.
Cool down guys you will hopefully reach the age when others think the same of you.

On second thoughts you might be an irritation to other road users too, you just don't hear the others swearing at you because of the 1000W boom boom boxes in your car.

Suurstofdief .... ducks and runs.

I fly in the inside of my helmet would die of shock

 

[FuLL_MeT4L]

"f*ing woman" is usually my most appropriate response.