Your favourite cuss words while driving?

[Adeptus Mechanicus]

I tend to go with "c*nt" or some variation thereof

 

[kooldude]

f uck you, you f ucking c unt, catch a f ucking wake up!!!!

My fav so far...

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

I have to watch my mouth with the gf in the car though and sometimes forget, so it goes something like "you fffff...lippin retard"

 

[FrankCastle]

I would rather not say - it is rather unlady-like.

Oh really.
I've seen perfectly ordentlike ladys cuss like drunken sailors on quite a few occations.
Its usually when you don't respond to green as quick as them.

 

[Nerfherder]

cvnt

I say it every day and only ever on the road.

 

[mercurial]

I have to watch my mouth with the gf in the car though and sometimes forget, so it goes something like "you fffff...lippin retard"

We both swear, so this is not an issue for me

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

We both swear, so this is not an issue for me

Lucky bastard. I wish mine would

The closest was during sexy time when she said "fffuuu....dge". I lol'ed.

 

[Pooky]

I don't swear.

 

[mercurial]

Lucky bastard. I wish mine would

The closest was during sexy time when she said "fffuuu....dge". I lol'ed.

Waahahahaha

 

[pixel_ninja]

Lucky bastard. I wish mine would

The closest was during sexy time when she said "fffuuu....dge". I lol'ed.

Tape?

 

[medicnick83]

I call people "chop" alot...

You CHOP!

 

[ISP cash cow]

Lucky bastard. I wish mine would

The closest was during sexy time when she said "fffuuu....dge". I lol'ed.

Bwahahahaha

 

[Creature]

Mmmmmm, where to start.... I have a very wide range of deep cultured words I can throw around, and do. But ok, mostly... You Fuc**n P**s!! (glad to see that's a favourite for MyBB users) Some then in the range of TokoZAR's. Then some afrikaans ones.. Jou Fo**in dom do**er!! Is jy fo**in stupid!!!?? Gaan n**i jou ma!! Blik**m!!! And then my favourite as i chase them... Vandag K@K jy jou P**s!!!

Just a short list of the many I utter everyday

 

[TokoZAR]

Bwahahahahaha. I like the "when I chase them" part!!!

 

[mercurial]

LMFAO.

@Mike: Does she say stuff like, "Oh fudge yeah..." when you are having sex?

 

[GreGorGy]

My mother sent me this joke:

Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is?

Well here it is:

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a morning available when he would take his 7-year old granddaughter for a drive in the car for some bonding time – just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Sunday, however, he had a bad cold and just wanted to stay in bed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out in the car.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see how her Grandfather was.

'Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?'

'Great, Grandpa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, *****wit, dick-head, Asian prick or w*nker anywhere today!'

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

LMFAO.

@Mike: Does she say stuff like, "Oh fudge yeah..." when you are having sex?

Thank goodness no. I'd have trouble getting it up at all with all the laughter

 

[mercurial]

Thank goodness no. I'd have trouble getting it up at all with all the laughter

 

[Brawler]

PO3S

 

[Bona Botse]

"Lame :/".
"That was so lame!"
"*clap hands*"

I'm an extremely relaxed driver.

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