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Your favourite cuss words while driving?
- Thread starter Mike Hoxbig
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I.am.Sam
Honorary Master
i think my gf swears more than me ...so her words ...mostly f******n ___________ !!!! i get them back ....
Rouxenator
Dank meme lord
Mine is "Tipies VAG bestuurder!"
Then again most of the times I can one getting cuss'd at.
Then again most of the times I can one getting cuss'd at.
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Mike Hoxbig
Honorary Master
This morning I was thinking "Jesus Christ!" and was going to say "fsck sakes", but it came out as "Jesus fsck!" :/
/no blasphemy intended btw
/no blasphemy intended btw
I run through the list, depending on the severity of the other person's stupidity:
- Piesang-brood! (usually someone who brakes for no good reason, like when driving downhill on an empty stretch of road, at the speed limit and then brakes unexpectedly, , or the dozing twit driving at 80 in the fast lane, who changes lanes without indicating as you start passing them)
- F$$k's sake (People who refuse to queue with the rest and drive into a moving lane and then cut into the queue just before an intersection)
- P**S! (someone who comes flying along at 140+, then crosses 3 lanes to cut into the space in front of me without indicating, forcing me to slow down.)
- Piesang-brood! (usually someone who brakes for no good reason, like when driving downhill on an empty stretch of road, at the speed limit and then brakes unexpectedly, , or the dozing twit driving at 80 in the fast lane, who changes lanes without indicating as you start passing them)
- F$$k's sake (People who refuse to queue with the rest and drive into a moving lane and then cut into the queue just before an intersection)
- P**S! (someone who comes flying along at 140+, then crosses 3 lanes to cut into the space in front of me without indicating, forcing me to slow down.)
When you swear are you looking for a reaction? What do you do to try get a reaction? Of course road rage is not a good idea, but I have found that continuous hooting really annoys a driver who irritates you, a firm 5 to 10 second blast is good. Hand signals are also good, but which ones do you use? I like the "w*nker" hand sign, but I'm not sure everyone gets it
HavocXphere
Honorary Master
Nothing much really.
Fck / ffs - when I end up in a situation that could have been avoided. e.g. behind slow bus
Damn peasants - For people who can be thankful that breathing doesn't require conscious thought.
Only taxis and 4x4s that tailgate really get to me, the rest is mild annoyance.
On a side note, perhaps a few 4x4 drivers will see this: Being in a high driving position relative to your bonnet means you can *see* more safety distance...it doesn't mean there is more safety distance. Same for Merc Vito drivers. This is why 4x4 drivers have such a shtty reputation...they tailgate and don't even realize it.
Fck / ffs - when I end up in a situation that could have been avoided. e.g. behind slow bus
Damn peasants - For people who can be thankful that breathing doesn't require conscious thought.
Only taxis and 4x4s that tailgate really get to me, the rest is mild annoyance.
On a side note, perhaps a few 4x4 drivers will see this: Being in a high driving position relative to your bonnet means you can *see* more safety distance...it doesn't mean there is more safety distance. Same for Merc Vito drivers. This is why 4x4 drivers have such a shtty reputation...they tailgate and don't even realize it.
So how fast do you drive?
The_Unnamed
WUD FTW
C**t hole is my latest one.
It changes each week.
It changes each week.
When you swear are you looking for a reaction? What do you do to try get a reaction? Of course road rage is not a good idea, but I have found that continuous hooting really annoys a driver who irritates you, a firm 5 to 10 second blast is good. Hand signals are also good, but which ones do you use? I like the "w*nker" hand sign, but I'm not sure everyone gets it
I expect the person to put up his hand apologetically to signal they were sorry, thats what I do when I make a mistake on the road.but ofcourse they usually just swear back.