Does telling yourself these stories make you feel better about yourself?
Since apparently you are unfamiliar with academia: I am referring to publications in peer reviewed international scientific conferences and journals. You know... the ones where the MIT, Stanford, Harvard, Oxford, Cambridge, MSR, etc. professors, post-docs, corporate researchers, etc., also publish. Some of my publications have hundreds of citations in other peer reviewed publications.
In all seriousness, have you considered researching the content of degrees, and the reasons for doing them? It is obvious to any educated person reading this thread, that you are not familiar with higher education. You don't learn things that become obsolete a few years later, you learn fundamentals that are always applicable and always of value. My degree was 30 years ago - the same principles I learned then, apply today. Furthermore, because of my qualifications, even from the start of my career, I was able to work on some of the most challenging problems in technology, and this experience compounded year after year.