Article: Owls are being decapitated

F'ing ridiculous! I feel like dropping off a truck full of rats instead, let them live in their own filth.
 
I support the decapitation of owls. They are a harbinger of bad luck and are considered a bad omen.

Bloody owls,no wonder I have such bad luck in life they live in my garden and curse me with their hooting sounds every night.

I think its about time I get rid of them later today when I get home,think I'll burn the nest out first,then shoot them as they fly off!:twisted:

Is the decapitation part important to break the curse or can I just remove their eyes?
 
Bloody owls,no wonder I have such bad luck in life they live in my garden and curse me with their hooting sounds every night.

I think its about time I get rid of them later today when I get home,think I'll burn the nest out first,then shoot them as they fly off!:twisted:

Is the decapitation part important to break the curse or can I just remove their eyes?

Say weren't you the guy bitching about online trolling this am :whistle:
 
Fsck 'em. Let the rats devour them.

Got to wonder though, if there is a rat infestation, why did the owls need to be introduced into Alex? :whistle:
 
Governemt seems to have implemented a solution without proper research, owls was a culturally incompatible measure. Like the NSPCA said they should rather use those millions to hire people to catch the rats with traps.
 
It's not sudden. Been like this for ages.
Bad hygiene and sanitation and lack of natural predators.

Actual bad hygiene isn't huge in attracting rats
Attracts rats
- Food sources - Sandwiches next to bins etc. More kids, more schools = more rats
- Water source

Dirt, germs etc dont attract rats
 
I am not surprised. Seeming intelligent/educated people continuously fall for pranks/scams/hoaxes in this day and age (4Chan pranks, Scientology, etc). What hope is there for mall-world superstitious folk in Africa?

I'm sorry for the owls, though.
 
Actual bad hygiene isn't huge in attracting rats
Attracts rats
- Food sources - Sandwiches next to bins etc. More kids, more schools = more rats
- Water source

Dirt, germs etc dont attract rats

Sandwiches next to bins is an example of what I meant by bad hygiene and sanitation. I didn't mean personal hygiene.
 
I feel sorry for the owls :( they should be deployed in my area. They have been doing educational drives where they deploy the owls, but it only takes one stupid superstitious person to do damage. People do terrible things when they are scared and yea, unfortunately some of them are very fearful of any witches etc.
 
I feel sorry for the owls :( they should be deployed in my area.

The owls are deployed because of rats.
The rats are there because the residents are too lazy to clean up after themselves. ...
They can go to hell!

I note 'we' are 'deploying' owls now. :p

Governemt seems to have implemented a solution without proper research, owls was a culturally incompatible measure. Like the NSPCA said they should rather use those millions to hire people to catch the rats with traps.

"They are deploying owls?! Kill the Wizards!!"
 
So that's where my hogwarts letter went
 
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