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The problem is at your end
One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.
The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
The problem is at your end
One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.
The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
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LMFAO! That put a smile on this whithering thread thanks!
Software Boys Pty LTD
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I just hope it gets sorted today
Another Joke (LOL)
THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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The current outstanding issue is the Telkom IPC. Telkom are still busy escalating the problem on their side.
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bwahaha
Software Boys Pty LTD
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Thus meaning its telkoms problem?
So this means...Telkom cannot handle DC's traffic demands?
Interesting web article: “ISPs also pay Telkom to connect into the ADSL cloud via IPC. This charge is theoretically supposed to cover the cost of carrying customer traffic to that ISP.”
Brooks said that based on the current ADSL pricing model by Telkom he has to question what exactly each party is paying for. “Why do consumers have to pay local traffic charges to Telkom if their ISPs are also paying for Telkom to carry consumer traffic to them,” asks Brooks.
Telkom mum on the issue
Telkom was asked for feedback about the IPC pricing and why SAIX does not have to pay IPC fees, but Telkom spokesperson Nabintu Petsana only said that “Since the IP Connect product is sub judice (due to the fact that it forms part of the Competition Commission complaint currently underway), Telkom can not discuss this matter in public.”
Yet again telkoms monopoly grows
Interesting web article: “ISPs also pay Telkom to connect into the ADSL cloud via IPC. This charge is theoretically supposed to cover the cost of carrying customer traffic to that ISP.”
Brooks said that based on the current ADSL pricing model by Telkom he has to question what exactly each party is paying for. “Why do consumers have to pay local traffic charges to Telkom if their ISPs are also paying for Telkom to carry consumer traffic to them,” asks Brooks.
Telkom mum on the issue
Telkom was asked for feedback about the IPC pricing and why SAIX does not have to pay IPC fees, but Telkom spokesperson Nabintu Petsana only said that “Since the IP Connect product is sub judice (due to the fact that it forms part of the Competition Commission complaint currently underway), Telkom can not discuss this matter in public.”
Yet again telkoms monopoly grows
Software Boys Pty LTD
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IPC rates are quite high according to google