Okay so Piet the South African calls he's buddy Wong in Hong Kong:
Piet: Hey Wong whatzup buddy
Wong: Naaah just chillin homes
Piet: Dude i'm going to video call you on skype tonight bro! I just have to man its gonna be off the hook! My internet connection is bursting to 35kb/s man!
Wong:Dude whats a kilobyte??? But whatever man that sounds hectic fast mine only goes 1Gb/s unfortunately
Piet: :wtf:
Piet: /kicks chair out from under his feet...
LMAO!!!