Alexander the Straight
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Single for 5 years? Will you even be able to get it up?
is that your way of asking for dick pics?
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Single for 5 years? Will you even be able to get it up?
is that your way of asking for dick pics?
He wasn't pomping the zaap you popped him.Ask Len Cloete, the outcome can be far worse.
She's 38.Out of interest, what ages are we talking here?
That, son, is completely irrelevant when punani is in the offing.Out of interest, what ages are we talking here?
Give a dying man one last joy. How can you be so insensitive.There is also the odd chance that it is her husband who wants to have sex with you.
Eish no dude, that's a disgusting thought the oke is huge and overweight. Haven't seen him since 2018 though.There is also the odd chance that it is her husband who wants to have sex with you.
Eish no dude, that's a disgusting thought the oke is huge and overweight. Haven't seen him since 2018 though.
She's like quite hot as well... Slim, tall, terrific personality...
That's another story btw, he got her by default as we were both eyeing her out initially, and then around the same time I met a gal who would later become my wife, so I backed off.He did something right,
I sense jealousy...That's another story btw, he got her by default as we were both eyeing her out initially, and then around the same time I met a gal who would later become my wife, so I backed off.
oooh.She's 38.
Devil's advocate mode activated:
1) What makes you think that you're the only one she's trying to do this with?
2) What kind of woman even thinks of this kind of thing while her husband is on his deathbed?
Yes he has. Numerous close calls but managed to pull through somehowMaybe he has been on his deathbed for years?
Maybe the husband would be happy knowing that his loved-ones can have a life without him? I know that my biggest worry when I die isn't the amount of sex my ex will get, it's if she'll be happy to live a life without me. Of course everyone is different.
Almost like pomping your wife's sisters. A real fsckup.Pomping your mates wife is like picking scabs. It's wonderful until it's a bloody mess and festering.
Touche, son, touche.That, son, is completely irrelevant when punani is in the offing.