Please don't laugh. Here's a true story, if you want it:
I'm a busy business exec, but I love wasting time seeing what "the people" have to say.
Your headlines are like a campfire and the comment section is the only useful thing there - the real discussion and a crowd-sourcing of relevant / true / real material.
I rarely read your articles unless there happens to be a useful link or number not listed elsewhere, resulting from rare journalism: original research. That would be maybe 1 out of 100 articles, probably written by Jan.
Usually your articles are more of a "please write 3 paragraphs of garbage that Google will latch on to so that it will index the headline and advertisers will get clicks so we can get paid".
I don't have time to dig through the forums and try to find my way through 1000 different message footers and small talk either, the comment sections keep posts concise.
Sorry, I don't have a better model for you, but without the comment sections, MyBB is dead to me.