I am so lonely

ToxicBunny

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He's currently studying to be one.... says he doesn't get to see enough arseholes in one day to satisfy himself anymore.....
 
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ToxicBunny said:
He's currently studying to be one.... says he doesn't get to see enough arseholes in one day to satisfy himself anymore.....
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He should just fit his doctor's rooms with mirrors. Or give you a special daily discount rate...
 
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DJ... said:
This coming from the guy who want a male doctor with fat fingers to give him a prostate check in the hope that he tickles your chocolate box's pleasure spot...:D
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I must say, when a chick goes down on you and she does that.. the orgasm you get as a dude is much more intense.

To the OP:

I was in the same boat as you about a year ago. I was 22 and a virgin. I decided enough was enough and did some research on the net. If you can, go look for an ebook series by David DeAngelo. Most torrent sites will have it.

He teaches you how to build up confidence, how to read body language etc. I will attest to his methods. After reading his material, I decided to go to a pub and practice what I had learned. Met a chick there, flirted etc. We hooked up that night, exchanged numbers. 4 days after that I had my first lay. We dated for 3 months then she moved outta town.

After that, I met this other girl at a friends birthday party. We conversed for a month or so over mxit and facebook. Eventually we made a date and went out. That night I laid her. We ended up being together for a year until she broke up with me 2 months ago.

Was I upset? Sure. But life goes on.

I then met this other girl through a mutual friend. Did the same tactics as what DD teaches. Few days later I laid her. Now we're just friends. Dunno if it's with benefits or not. Buuuut I don't care, I'm always on the prowl. Currently working on another chick lol.

Also, as someone suggested. Get experience, I didn't wtf I was doing when I first started having sex. My first and second had to show and tell me what to do and how to please them. Invaluable information you will always need. Always, always make sure the woman orgasms first as well. It's just better that way.
 
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ummmmm.. why the hell did that post have to be made... it has no bearing on this topic of proctologists etc....
 
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Alan said:
Yeah I can listen to her for hours
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Blow up dolls are sorta a hallow victory though. I mean, sure they don't annoy the shyte out of you, and sure they always up for sex.
However, they don't work in the kitchen, nor do they clean the house, sad I know :(
 
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matt loves telkom said:
Lightscribe - im not tryna be a jerk but seriously i dont see how anyone can sleep with 6 girls in one day.this isnt Californication? and how your friend got through 90+ virgins....

if its true all i can say is your mind must be seriously exhausted from it all .yoh
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Hi Matt,

The 6 women were in one building I had taken a flat in whilst doing all the contract work....That's not counting lovers elsewhere in Durban. I got all the contract work because the director was a woman...

When I decided that it was not the way I wanted to live anymore, I took a job as a building supervisor on the other end of town and changed the places I hung out at.

I would not mention the virgins story if it were bull. Most were picked up at Durban Ice skating ring. It was a place that crawled with girls.

My friend was 18 in std.8. Not very smart, but was decent looking and built like Sylvester Stallone. The only guy in school with a car. :)
 
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feo said:
Our local girls around here are very shallow...most of them just chase after money, cars and status. Lots of them only care about themselves and although they're hot...they don't really come across as good gf/wife material.

Where do all the good decent girls hang out?
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Everyone, please do not go overseas to find love. South African women are the best. They are less of bunch of gold diggers than others.

Please just try to talk to them as if a buddy.

A girl is not an alien. She wants what you want. We all know that it could be "the one" when we meet. We all know it does not always work out.

Stay. Work on going out more. Every second or third time I went out, I found myself being approached. If you want just sex, then say "would you be interested in some no strings attached, intimate fun?" at some point in the conversation, when you have been chatting a while, where you can see by her body language, that she has turned to face you,

If you want marriage, then say so. "I'm really not into affairs. I am looking for someone that wants to settle down."

As some have mentioned, be funny, but just jokes, are not going to cut it. Try to get a great command of the english language, then use witty plays on words and puns. Girls like clever guys. It helps if the guy also has a great body.

Sadly, many really great guys, lose the woman they love, because once committed, they lose the interest they had shown before.

I have always believed in "courtship for ever". It removes the cycle of relationships evolving to to the next phase.

Remember, it's a numbers game. The more people you meet, the more chance of you meeting the right person for you.

Do not give up. Love will be in you forever.
 
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Niccia said:
Not everything is about sex. With the risk of getting aids being so high, Id rather play it safe. I also dont believe in sex, but rather in making love. And that only with a person that I trust and know and love.
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Hi Niccia,

My daughter is now 18. When she tells me of her adventures, I keep reminding her of the fact that aids is nothing. When her fanny starts rotting away because of diseases that have always been around, she will be worse off.

I made her promise to demand the use of a condom. I tell her, that if the boy tries to get her to accept no condom, then she knows that he is doing the same thing with other girls.

I also remind her that when she sleeps with someone, disease wise, she is sleeping with everyone that they ever slept with...and everyone they have ever slept with...and everyone they have ever slept with...ad infinitum.
 
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DJ... said:
Pics of the fiancé before I commit to anything. Rules are rules...
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Hey, DJ, Scotty you perverted bastards. That offer was for the OP only so that the girls could have guided him in the right direction. :p

None of you guys came anyway? :confused:

Oh Niccia, mwah. haha

I'm hung over like a bitch. Damnit.
 
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