I'm cheating on my girlfriend.

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TJ99 said:
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Bastid. Seriouly though being cheated on by someone you love leaves you in a world of hell for months and it affects your future relationships. Be fair on the 18year old focus on her alone or dump her and go fuking off with whoever.
 
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From the title, you're a douche for cheating and I sincerely hope your girlfriend finds out and kicks you to the kerb like you deserve.
 
abzo said:
Amazing how these threads always get the most views/replies :D And we wonder why reality TV is so popular.
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This thread has 60 replies... The Magic Unicorn, Lizard People and Global Wikipedia Conspiracy thread had over a thousand i I remember correctly.
 
Randux said:
Bastid. Seriouly though being cheated on by someone you love leaves you in a world of hell for months and it affects your future relationships. Be fair on the 18year old focus on her alone or dump her and go fuking off with whoever.
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Hey! You cheated mentally. :p

Nick333 said:
You do realise you're contributing to rising sea levels by watching that show?
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It was a one time deal. S'true :o
 
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TJ99 said:
This thread has 60 replies... The Magic Unicorn, Lizard People and Global Wikipedia Conspiracy thread had over a thousand i I remember correctly.
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Yes but that's over time. They grow larger but slower than these. These threads garner rapid responses and are then forgotten when the next similar thread comes along.
 
Lol this is hilarious.
So now you in a healthy mental space to meet the mentally disturbed females out there...
good luck
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Maybe I missed the joke, but I don't see what's so funny, unless you're implying that past a certain age all chicks become mentally disturbed?
 
Dear OP,

you should keep this up until your girlfriend catches you or finds out without you telling her. that way you can **** up her life for a few months and make her feel like she deserves only complete twats in life. it's important that you keep this going because you'll want her to be paranoid in any relationship that she is in ever again. nevermind her, what will all her friends and family think of you when they find out it's all about impression.

you don't seem like a very confident person, this could be from being cheated on. i can understand why some people cheat, because they are not getting what they want from a relationship, but to say that you lied to just get a quick shag means that you were never honest in the first place. even if you are not interested in sex with your gf, i cannot fathom the energy it takes to lie and keep something from her. this just suggests to me that you're a fake and not very sure of who you are.

you even used another fake profile to come out to the community, what does that tell you
 
rorz0r said:
Yoh, that's a bit extreme don't you think?
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I hate to be that guy but Jersey Shore does more to undo human progress than any other show in the history of TV. It's a cancer and the people on it are retarded scum. There are roughly 7 billion people more deserving of the attention.
 
She's 18, you take her virginity and you want to now break her heart by cheating on her.
Seriously dude, she's better off without you. You don't love her, and that's what she wants back. Clearly, all you want is a ***** buddy, so stick with the chick who only wants that and stop being selfish.
Pffft, really. Someone should kick your knees.
 
Make all of the girls you talked about preggy and come back here whining for advice how to handle the situation.
Happened to a guy at work who had 3 girls preggy at the same time, not one was his girlfriend.
 
You said she's 18? Hope you are not 47. If you are as young as I think you are, you will grow out of this madness. A lot of us have been through this stage. Some still are
 
Nick333 said:
I hate to be that guy but Jersey Shore does more to undo human progress than any other show in the history of TV. It's a cancer and the people on it are retarded scum. There are roughly 7 billion people more deserving of the attention.
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And I agree with you 100% on that. I could say that 99.9999% of reality tv is complete trash. People who act like retards and do their bit to overpopulate the planet are being rewarded with tv shows while others who contribute positively to society hardly get mentioned. Sad state of affairs.

Back on-topic. OP I know there are some who said it already but I also wanna say it. YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
 
You're a loser until you've got all three of them into bed at the same time.
 
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