I'm inlove!

Voldemort

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My 2c worth, enjoy

*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4
 

krycor

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wow.. i read the 1st page and then saw the tags. I guess the issues were a problem??? maybe i must read the other 7 pages.. maybe.
 

Fern9do

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wow.. i read the 1st page and then saw the tags. I guess the issues were a problem??? maybe i must read the other 7 pages.. maybe.
I also did the same thing. Don't smaak like reading the whole thing so maybe there's a good myBB Samaritan that will give us a recap of what went down?

Edit..ahhhh


As of right now, this thread that I started with some wonderful intentions is dead to me.

I'm sorry guys, but I'm tired of how Risa has derailed this thread.

Risa is posting stuff about how I am with her and such and I've never been with her, how I loved her and such.

I want to just clear things up here.

I've known her since like, god, I can't even remember the date I met her, we've been friends ever since then, I know shes been inlove with me (she may or may not deny it) but I've only ever tried to be a friend and I've always been completely honest with her about my intentions, my friends know my intentions etc.

I don't know who she has told what, but I've already been told that I've slept with her, this is completely not true, she has slept with me but not in a sexual manner, she has a friend whose name I won't mention who has 'dumped' her with me on MANY occasions and as a friend, i've looked after her as best as I can, instead of just leaving her sorry ass at a club and letting her sort herself out (sh0t can clearly stand by me because on many occasions he has himself been suckered into giving her lifts to my place etc)

I've tried my best to tolerate her thru this, but clearly, this thread has pushed her a bit too far with me and this has resulted in me ENDING my friendship with her.

Risa, I've deleted you from my phone book, MXiT, MSN and I plan to delete and block you from my Facebook.

Please Risa, grow the hell up!

I've sat with you outside Springboks while you were in tears crying about how you can't deal with life, life and how family dies (really, still the most stupidist topic I've ever had with a drunk person) (this includes how you can't deal with how rainforests are being cut down?!?!?) etc and whatever immature things you've brought up that night, I've spent copious amounts of time on MXIT and MSN talking to you on how to be better, but I can't deal with you anymore.

I've done my best to tell you how to become a better person, a nicer person but now you've push me away.

I didn't start this thread to piss of you off, I started because finally for once in years, I'm so happy and I just wanted to share it with everyone, thats all really, you have taken this as a personal attack and I don't care.

But having said all this...

Risa is not a bad person, she's got a good heart but she seriously needs to do alot of growing up - I've done my bit, suggesting she stop relying on 'certain' friends for 'a life' and getting a job and I've even been there when all my friends couldn't stand her, hell, even her own friends can barely tolerate her but whatever, what is done is done.

My boundary of limits has been reached, Risa is a 'leech' as it were and I have nothing left to suck and I need to cut her loose.

Bye Risa.
Please refrain from contacting me - I would appreciate that.

You guys can continue going on with me etc in this thread but I will not see it - if you bring it out the thread an into any other threads, I will ignore it.
Heavy Days:eek:
 
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