Need help managing a stalker (serious)

didnt read the whole thread

saw the pic of the lady tho

mike book a hotel room for the weekend under fake names and when she is sleeping delete your number from her phone and run far away
 
samr1wp said:
didnt read the whole thread

saw the pic of the lady tho

mike book a hotel room for the weekend under fake names and when she is sleeping delete your number from her phone and run far away
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She'll just sync the contact back from her google account. There is no hiding from crazy in this day and age...
 
undesign said:
LOL, epic yeah...or pro troll.

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Heheheheheh.
Do they allow broadband internet and cellphones at Sterkfontein?
If we don't hear from bt_dt then the nutjob wardens finally found him.
If he does then we have an escaped lunatic on the loose.
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
Guys I need your help please! :( Anyway I met this lady a few weeks ago, in her 20s, has 2 kids, just went through a divorce. She moved back to Durban about 2 weeks back, but is planning to visit her friends and family here in October.

Now she's hot, so little Mike says go for it. So we've been whatsapping for a bit, she sent a few nudes (fine rack btw and don't ask :p) and agreed that we'll be spending a weekend in October going at it like rabbits. Already made it clear that I'm not looking for anything serious and she understands.

The problem is that since Monday, she's been texting and sending whatsapp messages non-stop! When I don't reply she starts getting agro, saying that she can see what time I was online etc. Now I'd really like to bump uglies with this girl, but the stalking bit is becoming a little annoying. Just need to get her off my back for a bit until October :( Any ideas?
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So you werent BS'ing me :wtf:
Can you not just be honest with her and tell her you guys had an agreement and now shes becoming clingy? WCS she ends it with you and no Muslim Milf for Mike (say that 3 times fast) but at least you dodge a bullit -
in her 20's and has 2 kids so Im guessing probably married quite young been with one dude who probably didnt treat her right (and in the bedroom im asuming) fresh off divorce, needs love. so here comes (snikker) Mike gives her the attention she needs and the promise to rock her world, shes going to try and hold on to that for a while.
 
been there_done that said:
Acted? Are you for real? You must watch Binnelande full time and think it's your next door neighbours? Read the whole thread.
Anybody with an IQ over 140 please contact me urgently.
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I have been reading the whole thread ... that is why it was easy drawing acomparrison between you and lifehacker
 
There's another angle to this that I think everyone has missed.
Maybe she feels that since Mike has agreed to her liaison she has a right to contact him if and when she pleases,which apparently is bordering on stalking.
Maybe she just wants to keep things hot and heavy till October before things start to fizzle prematurely.4 months is a long time.
We seeing it as stalking,she sees it as keeping communication lines open so when the day arrives it doesn't become awkward.
She wants a good experience that she can take forward rather than a regrettable one night stand.
At least she can tell her kids she knew the guy well if ever they find out about it.
Rather that than telling them she's a slut who'll sleep with anyone.
 
been there_done that said:
Sorry abzo, my apologies, if you need more info then I will gladly support you. My Partner in Mauritius has business contacts in Madagascar.You have to get past the politics but there again what do I know.
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No problem sir. I'm just concerned about the Lemurs, Did you know that they're the most threatened mammal in the world?
madagascar-s-lemurs-most-threatened-mammals-in-the-world-ilive

I want to volunteer at the King Julien Lemur Sanctuary, that's where my friends Alex, Marty and Gloria (the ones I told you about who left NY Zoo to go to Madagascar) are working. It was easy for them on American Passports etc so I'm not sure how easy it would be for a saffer which is why I figured i'd ask you about it.

Thanks alot though, very interesting stories you have about the navy days, would love to hear more, you should perhaps start a thread about it?
 
isie said:
So you werent BS'ing me :wtf:
Can you not just be honest with her and tell her you guys had an agreement and now shes becoming clingy? WCS she ends it with you and no Muslim Milf for Mike (say that 3 times fast) but at least you dodge a bullit -
in her 20's and has 2 kids so Im guessing probably married quite young been with one dude who probably didnt treat her right (and in the bedroom im asuming) fresh off divorce, needs love. so here comes (snikker) Mike gives her the attention she needs and the promise to rock her world, shes going to try and hold on to that for a while.
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No I wasn't BS'ing. The idea of a Muslim MILF was actually quite hot until she turned stalker. Now I'm going to have to find either a MILF or a Muslim, because it's unlikely that I'm going to find both again :(
DrYes said:
There's another angle to this that I think everyone has missed.
Maybe she feels that since Mike has agreed to her liaison she has a right to contact him if and when she pleases,which apparently is bordering on stalking.
Maybe she just wants to keep things hot and heavy till October before things start to fizzle prematurely.4 months is a long time.
We seeing it as stalking,she sees it as keeping communication lines open so when the day arrives it doesn't become awkward.
She wants a good experience that she can take forward rather than a regrettable one night stand.
At least she can tell her kids she knew the guy well if ever they find out about it.
Rather that than telling them she's a slut who'll sleep with anyone.
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That's the thing, she doesn't have to tell anyone, because I'm not. I don't mind messages, but not 3/4 messages every couple of hours, getting agro if I don't respond and asking me who my personal friends on fb are.
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
No I wasn't BS'ing. The idea of a Muslim MILF was actually quite hot until she turned stalker. Now I'm going to have to find either a MILF or a Muslim, because it's unlikely that I'm going to find both again :(
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Dude move to CT, you'll meet Muslim MILFS by the dozens.
 
ShaunSA said:
Or he could just ask sam for some intros :D
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Nick333 said:
Like Sam's gonna share.
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haha FFS muslim milfs are from 16 and up lol if thats what you want mike

oy im out of that game now lol ...but yes i do know one ...2kids divorced as well

just not the stalker type

mike laudium and forsburg have tons of muslim milfs even from india and pakistan :p

those ones want citizenship tho
 
samr1wp said:
haha FFS muslim milfs are from 16 and up lol if thats what you want mike

oy im out of that game now lol ...but yes i do know one ...2kids divorced as well

just not the stalker type

mike laudium and forsburg have tons of muslim milfs even from india and pakistan :p

those ones want citizenship tho
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I think Mike is trying to avoid the "duck for a marriage certificate" issue :D
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
Guys I need your help please! :( Anyway I met this lady a few weeks ago, in her 20s, has 2 kids, just went through a divorce. She moved back to Durban about 2 weeks back, but is planning to visit her friends and family here in October.

Now she's hot, so little Mike says go for it. So we've been whatsapping for a bit, she sent a few nudes (fine rack btw and don't ask :p) and agreed that we'll be spending a weekend in October going at it like rabbits. Already made it clear that I'm not looking for anything serious and she understands.

The problem is that since Monday, she's been texting and sending whatsapp messages non-stop! When I don't reply she starts getting agro, saying that she can see what time I was online etc. Now I'd really like to bump uglies with this girl, but the stalking bit is becoming a little annoying. Just need to get her off my back for a bit until October :( Any ideas?
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October is way too far off, a lot of things can happen in four months. But your case is not really one of stalking. She just got divorced so she may a bit fragile and in need of affirmation so handle with care, especially the promises that you make to her because she might end up going all Fatal Attraction on you.
 
I didn't really like her boobs tbh :/ On those grounds alone I vote nix to the rompy pompy.
 
abzo said:
No problem sir. I'm just concerned about the Lemurs, Did you know that they're the most threatened mammal in the world?
madagascar-s-lemurs-most-threatened-mammals-in-the-world-ilive

I want to volunteer at the King Julien Lemur Sanctuary, that's where my friends Alex, Marty and Gloria (the ones I told you about who left NY Zoo to go to Madagascar) are working. It was easy for them on American Passports etc so I'm not sure how easy it would be for a saffer which is why I figured i'd ask you about it.

Thanks alot though, very interesting stories you have about the navy days, would love to hear more, you should perhaps start a thread about it?
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Oh abzo, abzo, you were doing so well :D Had me in stitches.

PS: Let's not ban this bd_dt guy. He is hilarious.
 
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