dreamrobin

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Afternoon Robin. Welcome to the nerd cave!

Try potato skin and lemon juice in a blender. Put the paste on the tanned area and the malanin will diffuse into it and should decrease the intensity of your tan a little.

Ignore the trolls. Nerds tend to crave female interaction and you made the mistake of saying you do modelling and have the capacity to use a keyboard...

Prepare your inbox for marriage requests ;)

Thanks so much, didn't realise what I was getting myself into

Ive heard about the potato thing, I'll try it out tonight :)
 

mercurial

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I didnt ask for disgusting suggestions

You didn't specify... See nukefission's response below.

You asked for suggestions, disgusting suggestions are still a valid form of suggestion.

But seriously there's no way you can undo a tan, except for bleach and expensive dermatological treatment....ask RiaX
Oh you could peel your skin off and wait for it to regrow...

PS: What's so disgusting about semen? The scientific community has proved on countless occasions that semen does wonders for the skin. I resent your semenist attitude.

Sometimes in life, you have to do things you've never done if you want to have things you've never had.

Think about that.
 

Bar0n

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Not racist at all just look ridiculous with the dark sections

Darken the rest for uniformity and then join one of the local nerds here in their basement for a few weeks. You'll be as pale as Michael Jackson.
 

R13...

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You could just tan the lighter spots and look more "normal". Which reminds of that episode of Friends where Ross tries to correct a tanning problem and ends up with 4x in front.

darn it!
 

Bar0n

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You could just tan the lighter spots and look more "normal". Which reminds of that episode of Friends where Ross tries to correct a tanning problem and ends up with 4x in front.

darn it!

Thought it ended up being an 8x or 16x...
 

dreamrobin

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You didn't specify... See nukefission's response below.



PS: What's so disgusting about semen? The scientific community has proved on countless occasions that semen does wonders for the skin. I resent your semenist attitude.

Sometimes in life, you have to do things you've never done if you want to have things you've never had.

Think about that.

Well if I had semen I would try it out ok but unfortunately I dont keep that stuff in my fridge
 

dreamrobin

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You could just tan the lighter spots and look more "normal". Which reminds of that episode of Friends where Ross tries to correct a tanning problem and ends up with 4x in front.

darn it!

Totally haha
 

mercurial

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Well if I had semen I would try it out ok but unfortunately I dont keep that stuff in my fridge

You should never keep that in the fridge. Fresh semen is the best semen. Also, there's a reason why men exist.

Sigh, I wasn't going to, but if you really need help, I'd be willing to help you out.
 

mercurial

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I think I will have to decline

Then you will remain looking like a circus freak for as long as you live :(

PS: Cirque du Soleil is recruiting. Maybe give up on the surfing dream for now and pursue something realistic and within your grasp.
 

dreamrobin

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I wanted some suggestions you folks tried and proved to work, I obviously googled it before posting

:(
 
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