Remove Skin Tan fast

[Keegan]

LOL

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Farmer's-Tan

apparently Exfoliating helps...

 

[Hamster]

Wait, Robin is a girl?

PICS

 

[dreamrobin]

Afternoon Robin. Welcome to the nerd cave!

Try potato skin and lemon juice in a blender. Put the paste on the tanned area and the malanin will diffuse into it and should decrease the intensity of your tan a little.

Ignore the trolls. Nerds tend to crave female interaction and you made the mistake of saying you do modelling and have the capacity to use a keyboard...

Prepare your inbox for marriage requests

Thanks so much, didn't realise what I was getting myself into

Ive heard about the potato thing, I'll try it out tonight

 

[Bar0n]

I want to lighten the dark bits not darken the rest of my body

Raaaacist.

 

[azbob]

PICS

Thought you were all asking for pics because die pienk gevaar has spread.

 

[Hamster]

Thought you were all asking for pics because die pienk gevaar has spread.

If she is a he I am SO blaming you

 

[dreamrobin]

Raaaacist.

Not racist at all just look ridiculous with the dark sections

 

[mercurial]

I didnt ask for disgusting suggestions

You didn't specify... See nukefission's response below.

You asked for suggestions, disgusting suggestions are still a valid form of suggestion.

But seriously there's no way you can undo a tan, except for bleach and expensive dermatological treatment....ask RiaX
Oh you could peel your skin off and wait for it to regrow...

PS: What's so disgusting about semen? The scientific community has proved on countless occasions that semen does wonders for the skin. I resent your semenist attitude.

Sometimes in life, you have to do things you've never done if you want to have things you've never had.

Think about that.

 

[Bar0n]

Not racist at all just look ridiculous with the dark sections

Darken the rest for uniformity and then join one of the local nerds here in their basement for a few weeks. You'll be as pale as Michael Jackson.

 

[R13...]

You could just tan the lighter spots and look more "normal". Which reminds of that episode of Friends where Ross tries to correct a tanning problem and ends up with 4x in front.

darn it!

 

[Bar0n]

You could just tan the lighter spots and look more "normal". Which reminds of that episode of Friends where Ross tries to correct a tanning problem and ends up with 4x in front.

darn it!

Thought it ended up being an 8x or 16x...

 

[dreamrobin]

You didn't specify... See nukefission's response below.



PS: What's so disgusting about semen? The scientific community has proved on countless occasions that semen does wonders for the skin. I resent your semenist attitude.

Sometimes in life, you have to do things you've never done if you want to have things you've never had.

Think about that.

Well if I had semen I would try it out ok but unfortunately I dont keep that stuff in my fridge

 

[Bar0n]

Well if I had semen I would try it out ok but unfortunately I dont keep that stuff in my fridge

mercurial will gladly provide.

EDIT: Confirmed, dreamrobin is a grill.

 

[R13...]

Thought it ended up being an 8x or 16x...

Yeah possible I don't remember but it was pretty hilarious.

 

[dreamrobin]

You could just tan the lighter spots and look more "normal". Which reminds of that episode of Friends where Ross tries to correct a tanning problem and ends up with 4x in front.

darn it!

Totally haha

 

[mercurial]

Well if I had semen I would try it out ok but unfortunately I dont keep that stuff in my fridge

You should never keep that in the fridge. Fresh semen is the best semen. Also, there's a reason why men exist.

Sigh, I wasn't going to, but if you really need help, I'd be willing to help you out.

 

[dreamrobin]

mercurial will gladly provide.

EDIT: Confirmed, dreamrobin is a grill.

I think I will have to decline

 

[mercurial]

I think I will have to decline

Then you will remain looking like a circus freak for as long as you live

PS: Cirque du Soleil is recruiting. Maybe give up on the surfing dream for now and pursue something realistic and within your grasp.

 

[Bar0n]

Fresh semen is the best semen.

Your money back if it's not lukewarm. :erm:

 

[dreamrobin]

I wanted some suggestions you folks tried and proved to work, I obviously googled it before posting