Remove Skin Tan fast

Next time use sunscreen..

Exfoliation, Every time you shower. Vigorously. That will remove the dead skin. A tan is not onto of your skin. It can take up to 8 months to go back to being white again.
 
Mila said:
Next time use sunscreen..

Exfoliation, Every time you shower. Vigorously. That will remove the dead skin. A tan is not onto of your skin. It can take up to 8 months to go back to being white again.
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Tx Mila
 
dreamrobin said:
Tx Mila
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I know Vitamin C works. But that you have to Google and not be in the sun with on your skin. ( Lemon Juice )
But google it, I use natural face masks that I make myself and I know they tell you not to be in the sun if you added lemon juice IT might cause white spots. But Please just read up on it first :)
 
To be read in a David Attenborough accent:

Observe if you will the nature and natural habitat of the typical male MyBB user when they encounter a new member of the opposite sex. At first the males are sceptical as to whether this new user is really female, demanding pictures as proof. Nothing comes of this request. Observe how the mob mentality develops with a single individual rallying to defend her. The mob descends on the hopeless male rendering him useless and continually trying to seduce this new female by suggesting crude ways to solve her problem. One of these crude ways if the use of semen. The mob continues to circle whilst the female lashes out at the ever swelling mob. She is severely outnumbered and is succumbing fast to the whims of the mob - one poster suggests that he will provide the semen. The female's body language indicates that the thought is arousing yet she politely declines his semen, she can probably tell that it is not potent enough. These antics carry on with the female giving in to hopelessness as not one of the suggested remedies have worked. The rebuffed male makes his approach feigned as a gesture of good will. A fellow female (a ginger nonetheless) comes to her rescue suggesting exfoliation as a method of solving her problem. The sudden appearance of a second female has scattered the mob of males. Thus we await the next coming of such an event.
 
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Mila said:
I know Vitamin C works. But that you have to Google and not be in the sun with on your skin. ( Lemon Juice )
But google it, I use natural face masks that I make myself and I know they tell you not to be in the sun if you added lemon juice IT might cause white spots. But Please just read up on it first :)
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I read to use gram flour which i tried and my skin felt excellent afterwards, but still dark, i will continue to use it, I added lemon as well
 
XennoX said:
To be read in a David Attenborough accent:

Observe if you will the nature and natural habitat of the typical male MyBB user when they encounter a new member of the opposite sex. At first the males are sceptical as to whether this new user is really female, demanding pictures as proof. Nothing comes of this request. Observe how the mob mentality develops with a single individual rallying to defend her. The mob descends on the hopeless male rendering him useless and continually trying to seduce this new female by suggesting crude ways to solve her problem. One of these crude ways if the use of semen. The mob continues to circle whilst the female lashes out at the ever swelling mob. She is severely outnumbered and is succumbing fast to the whims of the mob - one poster suggests that he will provide the semen. The female's body language indicates that the though is provoking yet she politely declines his semen, she can probably tell that it is not potent enough. These antics carry on with the female giving in to hopelessness as not one of the suggested remedies have worked. The rebuffed male makes his approach feigned as a gesture of good will. A fellow female (a ginger nonetheless) comes to her rescue suggesting exfoliation as a method of solving her problem. The sudden appearance of a second female has scattered the mob of males. Thus we await the next coming of such an event.
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Brilliant.
 
dreamrobin said:
I read to use gram flour which i tried and my skin felt excellent afterwards, but still dark, i will continue to use it, I added lemon as well
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:) An UV 40 everyday. I stay out of the sun but can tan very brown.... every year I do this to myself.. I go to look at my veggie patch and come back into the house with a racer back tan :o

Good luck. :) A very good exfoliator is oats, bonus it is good for your skin.

Ignore the boys, soon you will have to show your boobs to proof you are a girl. :D
 
Mila said:
:) An UV 40 everyday. I stay out of the sun but can tan very brown.... every year I do this to myself.. I go to look at my veggie patch and come back into the house with a racer back tan :o

Good luck. :) A very good exfoliator is oats, bonus it is good for your skin.

Ignore the boys, soon you will have to show your boobs to proof you are a girl. :D
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Show boobs? is that what you've done?

I usually hide from the sun like a vampire but unfortunately I cant surf with a sun hat
 
Continue in an Attenborough accent:

Note the lone female, desperate for any form of attention.

She decides to post on a technical forum, where she is seemingly sure she will immediately find tips re. tanning issues.
She starts by taunting the males, with hints of naked, tanned, sunwarmed flesh covered by suntan oil and salt water.
The males respond to these taunts and are immediatley rebuffed and insulted by the female and members of her sub-species called "Bitchia Cokblokkus"
 
Guys I think something is wrong.

I reset my computer, still can't see the pics.
I reinstalled windows, still can't see the pics.
I bought a new hard drive, still can't see the pics.
I then turned my screen upside down, still can't see the pics.

I even called Bill Gates, but he has the same problem I do, still can't see the pics. :( Think I might have to channel Steve Jobs and ask him if things get any worse.
 
TehStranger said:
Guys I think something is wrong.

I reset my computer, still can't see the pics.
I reinstalled windows, still can't see the pics.
I bought a new hard drive, still can't see the pics.
I then turned my screen upside down, still can't see the pics.

I even called Bill Gates, but he has the same problem I do, still can't see the pics. :( Think I might have to channel Steve Jobs and ask him if things get any worse.
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Have you checked your eyes? :p
 
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