Remove Skin Tan fast

[OGroteKoning]

Dude, cover you face, neck hands and feet end get back into the sun

/thread

 

[dreamrobin]

Continue in an Attenborough accent:

Note the lone female, desperate for any form of attention.

She decides to post on a technical forum, where she is seemingly sure she will immediately find tips re. tanning issues.
She starts by taunting the males, with hints of naked, tanned, sunwarmed flesh covered by suntan oil and salt water.
The males respond to these taunts and are immediatley rebuffed and insulted by the female and members of her sub-species called "Bitchia Cokblokkus"

Yes the Health, Wealth, Leisure and Relationships forum, sure my post was health related, dont know why you read it if it didn't apply to you.

 

[Mila]

 

[TheMightyQuin]

Yes the Health, Wealth, Leisure and Relationships forum, sure my post was health related, dont know why you read it if it didn't apply to you.

I do not browse specific forums, I merely click on "Today's Posts".

How exactly is your post health related?

 

[TheMightyQuin]

Your face also sunburnt?

 

[ponder]

Wait, Robin is a girl?

Robin could just a easily be a well endowed male that does modelling, just to freak the perverts out

 

[Bar0n]

Robin could just a easily be a well endowed male that does modelling, just to freak the perverts out

This Robin has claimed it lacks the ability to produce semen.

 

[XennoX]

These last few posts should be attracting Shaun108 here soon.

 

[Fulcrum29]

And so the Ferengi was born.

 

[Eskomisaloser]

I read to use gram flour which i tried and my skin felt excellent afterwards, but still dark, i will continue to use it, I added lemon as well

Add some milk as well: http://health.india.com/beauty/get-rid-of-dark-skin-patches-with-home-remedies-like-milk-and-lemon/

 

[OGroteKoning]

Seriously... dreamrobin, did you find a quick cure?

 

[dreamrobin]

Add some milk as well: http://health.india.com/beauty/get-rid-of-dark-skin-patches-with-home-remedies-like-milk-and-lemon/

Yeah milk or yoghurt

 

[dreamrobin]

Seriously... dreamrobin, did you find a quick cure?

Unfortunately not yet, its only Monday

 

[Electric]

Is it not just advisable to use some makeup until your skin tone balances out?

 

[dreamrobin]

Is it not just advisable to use some makeup until your skin tone balances out?

Sure but it still have a redish look that one can see under makeup

 

[googoodoll]

Is it not just advisable to use some makeup until your skin tone balances out?

I did that and people asked why my skin looks like porcelain

Robin, just embrace your African heritage. Not everyone is lucky enough to be able to get a good tan.

 

[OGroteKoning]

Unfortunately not yet, its only Monday

And how urgently do you need a cure? When is the next shoot?

 

[ShaunSA]

And how urgently do you need a cure? When is the next shoot?

I thought Robin turned down merc's offer

 

[Electric]

I did that and people asked why my skin looks like porcelain

Robin, just embrace your African heritage. Not everyone is lucky enough to be able to get a good tan.

She mentions that she has an issue with the surfing tan.

 

[OGroteKoning]

I thought Robin turned down merc's offer

What am I? Glass?